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I am a guy who's sometimes childish, sometimes wise beyond years, always learning to be a functioning adult. More often than not, just an idiot trying to get by, but it's whatever. He/him

[drenosa]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Since it is now complete (It even has a little epilogue), I going to put this up and pin it for a little while.

Long story short:

Boisterous, headstrong and "always in control" Yang finds lust, extasy and excitement in letting others take the rein of her body.

Blake is there to guide her. Jaune is there to help Blake.

Both will fuck her senseless in ways Yang never expected, nor expected to enjoy as much as she will.

[drenosa]

Blake: "Love at First Sight" is meaningless to me these days.

Blake: After my days in the White Fang, and... the people there, romance has lost it's lustre for me.

Yang: *Awkward greeting* Wassup, dark and broody? *Immediately cringing at herself* Oh man... that was bad even for me! *Scurries away in blonde* Really reinforcing the blonde stereotype there...

Blake: Never mind, romance is back on the table and she's gonna bend me over said table.

[drenosa]

Ren: I do not have any cause to believe in "Love at First Sight".

Ren: With my life as a vagrant and an orphan, such an outlook is hard to live by.

Nora: *Laughing maniacally* Ahahahahahaaaa! *Grenades flying* Eat High-Explosives, Grimy Grimm! *Swings hammer with glee* HOMERUN!!!

Ren: Then again, changing one's outlook on life is key to self-improvement.

[drenosa]

Weiss: I do not believe in the drivel of "Love at First Sight".

Weiss: Just one look at the interactions, or lack thereof, between my parents would dispel any such foolish notion.

Ruby: *Trips over her own feet* Wheck! *Sniper-Scythe jolts away* My baby! *Sniper-Scythe auto deploys and uppercuts Ruby* Blargh!

Weiss: She will be mine, and I will happily bankrupt Father to make that happen.

[drenosa]

Pyrrha: I don't believe in "Love at First Sight".

Pyrrha: My upbringing, public persona and personal insecurities simply don't allow me to believe in such a concept.

Jaune: *Trips over nothing, launches sword and shield into the air* Agk! *Shield deploys from scabbard form into his crotch* Aaaiiii... *Launched sword conks him over the head with the pommel* Guhng...

Pyrrha: Forget what I said, that man is going rearrange my guts or the Brothers will lose theirs.

[drenosa]

Jaune: There's love without sex!

Jaune: There's sex without love!

Jaune: There's me, who'll never get either!

RO: *Losing last restraints on drowning Jaune with both love and sex* There will be myths about both our love and our sex from tomorrow onward.

Jaune: Say whaaaaaaaa...

[r3dj3st3r]

Yang currently minding her business as she’s currently around town but then sees Jaune. Or happy chaos as he’s called currently doing something…. Odd.

Yang: “babe, VB… Why do you have the white fang treating you like a god?”

Her boyfriend after leaving the forever after causing team rwby and our blue messiah back in their home dimension has currently been on some random bullshit

Happychaos!Jaune: currently sitting on a throne eating some cereal.

“I told them I’d give them free passes to Schee-world and I gave them Grand theft Auto six. But it’s actually just a remastered Atlus row for the Atlus station two. And I gave them all of Weiss’s dad’s bank accounts and Weiss’s bank account.”

Yang: “did you at least get the groceries like I asked?”

Happychaos!Jaune: “I knew i left ruby somewhere!”

Ruby is stuck in the rwby equivalent of Costco and a infinite ikea store because Jaune got distracted or bored probably both

@howlingday

[howlingday]

Weiss: The joke's on them; my father emptied out my bank account and discontinued it YEARS ago.

Ruby: Wait, then how do you pay for the things you have?

Weiss: I carry everything in my purse.

Ruby: Everything?

Weiss: My dust case, my make-up, my scroll, my lien, my emotional support doll- Everything.

Ruby: Huh... I can't tell if that makes you responsible or really vulnerable.

Weiss: I've learned to protect my assets. Speaking of- HI-YAH!

Blake: (Thrown on her back) Ow...

Weiss: Trying to steal from my purse?! Really?!

Blake: I don't have any money, either...

Weiss: I was financially cut off! You're just a broke ass bitch!

Blake: Financially cut off from your billionaire dad.

Weiss: Former multi-millionaire, but the insult still stands.

Ruby: Wait, you don't have a bank account, either, Blake?!

Blake: No. I'm not legally permitted to.

Ruby: Why? (Gasps) Because you're a faunus?!

Blake: No. Convicted felon.

Blake: AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.

Ruby: Do you know the way out?

Blake: The only thing I know is where lien is. And it's sitting in Weiss' purse.

Weiss: You'll never get it! Not while it's in my cold, dead hands!

Ruby: (Sighs) Is it just me, or did everything go weird since leaving the Ever After?

Little: I'm not weird, am I, Ruby~?

Ruby: No, you're perfect as you are~! (Coos, Scratches behind his ears)

Little: Hee hee~! Hee hee~! Hee hee~!

Little: HARDER.

[r3dj3st3r]

Meanwhile with Jacques

Jacques: WHO KEEPS SPENDING MY CARD ON THE WHITE FANG IN SCHEE-WORLD?!

Happychaos!Jaune: currently spending Jacques card and Weiss’s card he had put Jacques retirement funds into without Weiss’s knowledge to buy Yang a stuffed animal.

Yang: “Y’know for the strongest being in the multiverse you’re a bit of a dick.”

Happychaos!Jaune: “it’s part of my appeal love. And don’t worry we’ll get the others soon.”

(Fun fact: Happychaos!Jaune is one the strongest Jaune variants for the very reason that like happychaos in guilty gear he is the reason magic is possible in addition to other things and has the same powers and abilities of happy chaos, only being held back because he places limiters onto himself to make fights more interesting. And he also has no memories of Pyrrha anymore as a side effect of his transformation as ever since becoming what he is now he sacrificed the part of his heart he didn’t want anymore. Ever since becoming happy chaos jaune’s sense of humanity has… evolved and changed since becoming the infamous happy chaos.)

[drenosa]

Happychaos!Jaune would just do ADHD-like side-quests like Hal from Malcolm in The Middle.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Via scroll) Ren! You gotta help me! Nora got into some lightning dust and she's calling herself Zupitina and is hunting me down to drag me into her "harem" or whatever because she thinks she's the new god-queen of Remnant and wants the world to prosper under her new empire of blood and pancakes!

Ren:

[drenosa]

Jaune: *On Scroll, running and breathing heavily* The hell you mean "That makes sense"?! We're in danger here! Remnant's in danger here. I am in danger here!

Ren: Nah, I think it'll work out.

Jaune: How?!

Ren: *Turns Scroll camera to full-length mirror* By just accepting the rule of our new Boop Queen Zupitina.

Jaune: *Looking at Ren in a classic, unaltered harem girl outfit* ...

Ren: She's got ones ready for you and Pyrrha too, you'll both look great.

Jaune: *Can't fault the actually faulty logic* Damn, we would look awesome.

Ren: Mhmm... that said, *Turns Scroll camera to the side* Pyrrha already joined. We're just waiting on you now.

Jaune: *Losing all sense of reason and reality as he gazes upon Pyrrha in a harem girl outfit* ...

Pyrrha: *Waves shyly, body swaying* Hiiii... again...

Jaune: Yeah, okay. All hail Boop Queen Zupitina!

Ren: All hail Boop Queen Zupitina!

Pyrrha: All hail Boop Queen Zupitina!

[drenosa]

Ruby: Hey Jaune, do your parents have Aura?

Jaune: Mom since she was a kid, dad since my mom got pregnant with my oldest sister.

Ruby: How... why... never mind. Do they have Semblances too?

Jaune: Only my mom.

Ruby: Oooh, what's it called and what's it do?

Jaune: Lost & Found, and it basically means she can find whatever little knick-knack or doodad you lost, as long as you can tell her the last couple places you remember where said items were last seen.

Ruby: Must be essential in a household of ten.

Jaune: Mhmm, she doesn't really use it all that much these days though.

Ruby: Huh? Why?

Jaune: Before I left for Beacon I asked her if she could find my self-esteem.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: By reflex she asked what the last place I remembered it being at was.

Ruby: *Concern.png* ...

Jaune: I pointed at my dad.

Ruby: *Big_Concern.png* ....

Jaune: Suffice to say, she couldn't find it.

Ruby: *Aaauugh.gif* ...

[drenosa]

Weiss: *Enjoying a puzzle making afternoon with Jaune* Is this not nice? Just a simple, relaxing afternoon.

Jaune: *Getting frustrated with piece #325 out of 5000* Yes... "simple"...

Weiss: *Easily places pieces #325 through 330* Mhmm... just you, myself and this lovely brainte-

Jaune: *Rams a piece into a gap with a slam of his fist* Hiyah!

Weiss: *Aghast* Jaune! You can't force it into the wrong hole like that!

Jaune: *Deadpan* You said that last night, but that worked out just fine.

Weiss: *Mortified* That is a wholly different context!

[fall0fdark]

Yang : ( whispering to blake in the background ) So that explains the limp this morning.

[howlingday]

Ruby: Really? Right in front of my sandwich?

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Actually, on second thought, what do I care?

Ruby:

[drenosa]

Weiss: *Enjoying a puzzle making afternoon with Jaune* Is this not nice? Just a simple, relaxing afternoon.

Jaune: *Getting frustrated with piece #325 out of 5000* Yes... "simple"...

Weiss: *Easily places pieces #325 through 330* Mhmm... just you, myself and this lovely brainte-

Jaune: *Rams a piece into a gap with a slam of his fist* Hiyah!

Weiss: *Aghast* Jaune! You can't force it into the wrong hole like that!

Jaune: *Deadpan* You said that last night, but that worked out just fine.

Weiss: *Mortified* That is a wholly different context!

[drenosa]

Arc Household...

Papa Arc: *Preparing for a night out with the family* Well, lad. What should I wear tonight?

Jaune: *In a dress with pigtails in his hair* Protection.

Papa Arc: *Laughs in dad* Oh, son. You know your mother destroys or circumvents any defenses I put on.

Jaune: Abstinence is 100% effective.

Papa Arc: *Laughs in nervous* True... but your mother is scary. And she get's very sexy when she's scary...

Jaune: *Recoils in 8-year old horror at parental affections* Ew. How 'bout death then?

Papa Arc: You'd be stuck in a dress 24/7 the instant my body starts cooling.

Jaune: Sugar-honey-iced-tea!

Papa Arc: Sugar-honey-iced-tea indeed.

[drenosa]

Coco: *Tears streaming down from behind her sunglasses* Guys with long hair...

Coco: Please... please! Stop putting your hair up in a bun.

Coco: Because every time I see you from behind I think "Oh, a cute butch ahead!".

Coco: But then you turn around... *Weeps with a wail*

Coco: You turn around and all I feel is betrayal!

Jaune: *In tight tanktop because of the hot weather and with his hair grown out* I said I was sorry!

Coco: Betrayal! *Howling like a banshee*

Jaune: *Grumbling, making a Scroll call* Velvet, please come pick up this sad excuse of an adult ass woman. She's being way too lesbian right now.

Velvet: *Audible facepalm from the other side of the call* [I'll be right there. Really thought we had fixed this behaviour by now.]

Coco: *Hears Velvet's lament* Velv! Honey-bun! He had a stubble beard too! Don't you understand?! The broad back, the exposed neck, the tight triceps and the thicc butt!

Velvet: *Sighing deeply* [Yes, yes. Jaune's very attractive. Just stop crying like it's the end of the world.]

Coco: *Sobbing uncontrollably* I caaaaaaaahahaaaan't... He jumbled my hormones and my feelings are confused!

Coco: *Approaching a mild panic attack* My idea of "her" is clashing with the reality of "him" and now I don't know whether to be horny or horrified!

Jaune: *Still holding the Scroll* Please hurry... I'm starting to wonder whether I should worry about my chastity or my life.

Velvet: *Heard running on the other side* [Hurrying. Just... try to explain the concept of "the exception" or something.]

Jaune: Don't think that's how that works...

Velvet: [Suck it up, blondie. You got this.]

[drenosa]

Cinder: So yeah, bit random. But nowadays I realise that my sado-masochistic tendencies stem from my deeply troubled childhood.

Cinder: This resulted in my desire for overwhelming power and subjugation on the one hand, since I equate power with freedom.

Cinder: But on the other hand it also instilled into me the belief that only my own complete surrender and submission to another would make me worthy of being loved.

Jaune: *Holding the chain leash connecting to Cinder's collar* Uh... okay... Do you still want to continue with this then?

Cinder: *Broken chains from her shackled wrists pooling next to her knees on the floor* Oh, hell yeah! Never been this horny.

Jaune: *Shrugs, lightly yanks chain* Then work, slave. Your master's sword needs polishing.

Cinder: *Shivering and moaning, with faux-defiance on her face* Aaahn... yes, master.

[littlelewdmable]

Lovely

Jaune: Hey Yang, how are you feeling today?

Yang: *Flashes Jaune her boobs*

Jaune: ...Those are lovely, but you didn't really answer my question.

[drenosa]

Yang: Horny, Loverboy. Horny's how I'm feeling today.

Jaune: Ooooooooh... Yeah, that tracks.

Yang: Less tracking, more dropping those pants.

[howlingday]

Cinder: Jaune, tits or ass?

Jaune: I... I prefer a woman's personality.

Cinder: ...I can't fix my personality, so please, pick one of the other two options.

[weatherman667]

Yang: I've got fantastic tits, a cute butt, and while I can be a bit of a hothead, I'm not, you know, a psychotic mass murderer.

Blake: *turns her back towards him, giving him a salacious look over her shoulder*

Weiss: *horrified that her only option is her personality*

[drenosa]

Weiss doesn't need to panic like that. She's got legs that would have people begging for just a glimpse.

[spectralpixelsredone]

I could see Anti-Blake hating fish unlike her canon self.

[howlingday]

She chooses Turf over Surf

[drenosa]

She writes straight pure love with hand holding instead of yuri smut with love pentagrams.