By breath and shadow, by endless night.

Rick, 25+ In this house we simp for dilfs https://www.redbubble.com/people/Sneaky-Deeks/shop?asc=u

[karawra]

did i do this meme right

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[theoutsidelife]

Tomorrow isn’t promised, sit on a bearded man’s face today.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[lilacretrograde]

[lilacretrograde]

lmao, this post is getting traction again after Bethesda's announcement today that a Fallout: New Vegas remaster is in the works.

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[karacaroldanvers]

england was absolutely robbed, you’re telling me it was fair fifatina won when they pulled these moves and didn’t get carded for them?

edit no.2: FUCK EVERYONE UNDER THIS POST SHITTING ON ME AND FUCK ARGENTINA!!! VIVA ESPAÑA, THIS IS FOR EVERY TEAM ROBBED BY ARGENTINA 🥳

edit: i’ve turned off the replies for most people bc calling me a xenophobe and racist is what we’re not going to do when i’m literally not any of those, how about we stop using racism as an accusation whenever someone points something out based of facts? argentina is historically racist (and i’m not saying england isn’t), yours fans have been racist and your team has been racist. does that mean all argentines are racist? no, just like not all the people from the UK are racist. we are not mirror images of our countries history, so stop making it out that way.

also all the people sending me anonymous asks and calling me nasty names i hope you feel really good about yourself, im sure hiding ur username really makes you feel tough.

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like “woahhh. A cat….that’s sad. That’s deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this”

So the producer assigned to the project was like “okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I’m thinking a cast of about 5 and–”

And ALW was like “no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I’ve taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this”

And the producer was like “wh– you– wh– do you even have. a plot”

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said “the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)”

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[castielcampbell]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“ur overthinking this” bro I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

[gluten-free-pussy]

🇪🇸 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[badjokesbyjeff]

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

[mckenzie-t-canis-lupus]

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.