opinions r my own

this sideblog received a grant from mental illness university and is now a stanford pines vivisection lab. here to write my little posts abt black sails. (^^formerly) 25, nonblack mixed poc, poly + bisexual. he/him only.

[mwagneto]

on gay stories and happy endings.

[bulkhummus]

I've literally been saying ford needs to gag on bills tongue sloppy style for AGES thank you for the food

:3c

[hugenthusiast]

[veusin]

mmmmmmmmmmmmyeah i love ford

[commiechair]

HIS WHIMSY MAKES ME SICK

[bulkhummus]

somewhere mabel is shouting, “cohabitation in the mystery shack means never ending sleepovers grunkle ford!”

Casual Clothing - Day 3 of Dress Up Ford Week

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[gwydionmisha]

Unrestrained Summer Fun

[moran-with-a-g]

Please can I do this instead

[valtsv]

"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

[valtsv]

[cuntstable]

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

[cuntstable]

bend him over the table tuesday btw

[cuntstable]

make him weep wednesday to those who celebrate

[cuntstable]

thrust into him thursday

[cuntstable]

and finally, happy Fuck him stupid Friday everyone. peace and love on the planet earth

[sovonight]

hey guess who got commissioned to draw their favorite thing in the world

[dokka-mokka]

[intheconfessiondial]

If you're ever in the mood I will ALWAYS welcome more pony 12 clara. They're my silly little freaks <3

Silly ponies

[intheconfessiondial]

I just think Twelve should have had a cape. Go full magician.

[intheconfessiondial]

[intheconfessiondial]

Kill the part of you that cringes. Or whatever.

they r so special to me i am afraid <3

[bulkhummus]

i feel for Ford Pines, because imagine having to come out to your brother in the 70s/80s about being gay and when asked to explain all you have to show for it is a goddamn triangle? id never recover

im imagining Stan being like "Well yeah everyone feels that way about dudes from time to time." and Ford's like too busy being so relieved that he's not going to be shunned for yet another thing to tell Stan why that is irrevocably not true.

and just when the adrenaline dies down and Ford's feeling better about how this is all going, he shows Stan a picture of Bill and Stan's like, "You couldn't have liked dick like a normal guy? You had to get geometry involved?"

[theghostofjayne]

“we shouldn’t be doing this…. what if we get caught, what if someone walks in, what if…” what if you shut the fuck up and let me make you feel good instead of complaining about how wrong it is, hmm?