From Farm to Pasture: A Moomoir in Progress

Hello fellow cattle! I'm Bea, aspiring writer, actor, top moodel, and bovine extraordinaire. I'm here to recount my adventures through time and space in the big city. I love long walks on the field, rallying a force of rebels to take down oppressive empires, as well as stories of love, fantasy, and science-fiction.

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this will never not be funny

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It moobegins.

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A Call to Hooves

Are you soft as cotton? Would you rather sleep in a barn than on a metal shelf? Do you find confinement pointless and passivity stupid? Do you move to the beat of your own thread count? Did you spin the thread yourself? If so, you might just have what it takes to be a Bold Bovine. The Milkyway’s biggest battle for freedom starts today. Toys and figurines welcome.

Warning: fluff will fly.

#jointherevomootion

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#Leonardo, Sushi, and #Plankton learn to udd(er) up or shut up. #beabreaksout #spongebob #tmnt #moviequotes #zombieland

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#Balloney wins the #epicfail of the day award for his unorthodox fighting style: the float. #beabreaksout #phineasandferb #barelygrazingby

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Take 3: misunderstands the point of "survival" and tries to make friends with the #zombie horde. #beabreaksout #residentevil #udderlydisappointed #mooveitorloseit

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Sushi the Octopus uses tentacle spin! It's super effective! #beabreaksout #zombies #pokemon #gottacatchemall #trainingday

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My Bold Bovines, get ready for some training, Bea style! First up, #Frodo Baggins. #beabreaksout #zombie #olympics #residentevil #accidentalalliteration

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Translation: You shall not pass! #beabreaksout #lotr #gandalf #doctorwho #duckymomo #moviequotes #ninthdoctor #flyyoufools

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For some reason, whenever I think back on the day I rallied the cowvalry, I have the nagging suspicion we were being watched. #beabreaksout #doctorwho #christophereccleston #ninthdoctor #fezzesarecool #memoories

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Aaah! Not legit! Also, not the definition of "noro lim!" #beabreaksout #notlegit #lolcat #elvish #asfaloth

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Finally! A creature worthy enough to carry me into battle. I shall dub thee #Asfaloth. Now noro lim, Asfaloth! #lotr #elvish #beabreaksout #glorfindel #seemslegit

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Doctor Moo vs the Baaleks and CyberHens by *channandeller

This is what I imagine my life will become once I find that blue box. Fighting evil livestock and poultry in all of space and time. Cowabunga! 

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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I swear I've seen a blue box around *here* somewhere. Bigger on the inside, eh?

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Nope, not a steed. Not even close. #beabreaksout #perrytheplatypus #skatersgonnaskate #phineasandferb

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When I said “fetch me a steed” this is not wot I meant! #beabreaksout #mylittlepony #rarity #notcoolguys

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Three guesses as to which movie inspired this. Hint: "He may take our lives, but he'll never take our freedom!" #beabreaksout #braveheifer #screenshot #jointherevomootion #moviequotes

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Clearly someone hasn't gotten the memoo about the upcoming revolution headed by yours truly. If that's not female progress, I don't know wot is.