I ❤️ OLD BAY

Still don’t like giraffes, though.

[pukicho]

What do you call a fish that swims?

[bean-galleria]

Fresh enough to eat

[bean-galleria]

Hey, there, cutie… you’re pretty hot. Can I get…

Your mom’s number

[soggykitten42069]

Went on a date!!! i hate taking pictures in public tho im too akward for this shit ☹️

[bean-galleria]

I would like to state that he’s on a date with someone who is NOT HIS HUSBAND (me)

[bean-galleria]

I would be friends with an Enderman.

It’s okay. I scream and freak out when people make eye contact with me, too.

[bean-galleria]

“What’s a quote that describes you?”

Elian’s dumb.

No. I’m a bunny.

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Meowmorphosis

Via Michi Posting: Out of Context Public group on Facebook - 575.4K members

[bean-galleria]

Now THIS is what Kafka meant in his story

[suigintou]

hey dude im going through a really rough patch can i please crash on your couch for a couple of days i just have a suitcase full of clothes and like a thousand skeleton warriors

[bean-galleria]

Writing the declaration of independence is such an Aries thing to do

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[bean-galleria]

The monster under my bed has a snoring problem.

[pukicho]

What the hell!!! Where am I

[pukicho]

Turns out i was in my house <3 I'm okay

[bean-galleria]

Oh shit. Did you fall into the tunnel system that I’ve been digging under your house for the last few months? Whoops. Sorry.

[bean-galleria]

Do I have homework to do? Yes. But also…

[writing-prompt-s]

“Dude, your girlfriend’s an alien!” “No, it’s just a skin condition.”

[bean-galleria]

It’s called KERATOSIS *sobs in the corner*

[bean-galleria]

Bitches slow can’t get on my speed. They stare ‘cause they know I’m the

C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L

[hellogoodbyeitsme]

Hardest part about being ace is when I make jokes about characters I'm in love with (like, "please!! Give me one chance!! I'll do anything!! Oh god, please, I'm on my knees!!" or miming that I'm snacking my credit card on the desk), and the people around me will start to question my sexuality. Guys can I not joke around? I really just love this character normally, but that's not funny enough for me :(

[bean-galleria]

IVE will escape the six member curse. And it’s bc they actually have seven members:

Gaeul, Yujin, Liz, Leeseo, Rei, Wonyoung, and Sunghoon

[thememedaddy]