BeanDoogle

Dankums

[screenshotsofdespair]

[maggi-cube]

[cinematech]

[ostolero]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[pukicho]

Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought.

[lesbiangalacticgoddess]

Hey OP, you do know that not everyone in the world is a native English speaker right?

[pukicho]

No this is news to me

Thanks for the murder thing tho, definitely a balanced, tame reaction to this made-up post that’s clearly not meant to be taken seriously.

[rainydayscore]

[kaijuno]

Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man

[guerrillatech]

Enough with the toxic negativity. Biden says good vibes only

[catterrificposts]

the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[guerrillatech]

[foulrhetoric]

i’m just sayin’

[no-country-for-old-meme]

[silkygoldmilkweed-deactivated20]

This is really something, TBH

[lmaonade]

imagine having a discourse blog

[iamoutofideas]

imagine having a blog

[sympolite]

imagine having… for i have naught a penny to me name

[hydro-homies]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[zumester]

[swurp]

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

[yo-its-matt]

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

[transwiththeplans]

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

[woodrider]

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

[illinicoise]

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

[deathchristmasness-deactivated2]

This meme is so good it has end credits