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written by: west. est: jan 2019. please read RULES before approaching. threads: 0 starters: 0 inbox: 0

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[littlelovelymemes]

( * &. ━  NEW GIRL SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  you’re a terrible person. it’s hilarious.  ’ ‘  you ruined it. you’re a dumb raccoon.  ’ ‘  i hate your mustache because i miss your upper lip, okay?  ’ ‘  anything in pairs makes me choked up! shoes, socks… chopsticks.  ’ ‘  it’s legal meth. medical meth for my… cramps.  ’ ‘  ahh! son of a bi– penis! …that wasn’t better.  ’ ‘  i hope you have a minor career setback, learn from it, relocate, and ultimately have a very nice life.  ’ ‘  i don’t play by your rules! i can drink at 11:00… a.m.  ’ ‘  this is my only face! i don’t have a lot of faces!  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure i’m having a heart attack and i haven’t arranged for anybody to clear my internet history… i wasn’t building a bomb! i was just curious!  ’ ‘  i just think long distance relationships suck. i once broke up with a someone who lived only thirty minutes away.  ’ ‘  the enemy is the en-e-my. the enemy is the inner me.  ’ ‘  shawty, what that thing do?  ’ ‘  i don’t want nobody to eat me! i have thick thighs! i got a fat ass!  ’ ‘  i know what it’ll feel like when i stop drinking so i’m just gonna stay a little drunk… forever.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna have fun because there’s nothing wrong with who i am.  ’ ‘  if you don’t like that then tough tater tots, tooter.  ’ ‘  i want to be someone that somebody is looking for, but what do i have to offer?  ’ ‘  that’s easy, you’re the cute one.  ’ ‘  what happened? i don’t know what hap… i blacked out.  ’ ‘  don’t boop him!  ’ ‘  i’m literally not moving. i’m so not worried about you.  ’ ‘  i am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend… and i’ve been stealing my neighbor’s wi-fi.  ’ ‘  my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!  ’ ‘  i hope you like feminist rants ‘cause that’s kind of my thing.  ’ ‘  oh, my gosh! look, it’s food! i love food. i can’t even remember what we were talking about.  ’ ‘  i’m probably fine, but i also might be dead.  ’ ‘  i feel like i want to murder someone, and also i want a soft pretzel.  ’ ‘  they’re on a flip phone. i mean, they’re either poor or a time traveler.  ’ ‘  i swear to god i will scream sing every last word to les mis!!  ’ ‘  i look at you and i see a stunning physical specimen. it’s like you were created in a lab full of gay scientists.  ’ ‘  i’d trust beyoncé with my life.  ’ ‘  what a wonderful day. quick reminder: we’re all dying.  ’ ‘  my funeral is my time to shine.  ’ ‘  stop being so mean to me or i swear to god, i’m gonna fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  please let me hate myself and everything that i have created!  ’ ‘  as a matter of fact, i am tired and i am hungry.  ’ ‘  am i attracted to murderers?  ’ ‘  it is perfectly fine to watch tv all day.  ’ ‘  i’m not convinced i know how to read. i’ve just memorized a lot of words.  ’ ‘  this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with.  ’ ‘  do i regret it? yes. would i do it again? probably.  ’ ‘  i like getting older. i feel like i’m finally aging into my personality.  ’ ‘  saturday is a day for sleeping and damn it, you will not take that from me.  ’ ‘  you know, i’m just staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.  ’ ‘  i have a cat. he’s not ready to have a relationship with you, so just don’t try to force it on him.  ’ ‘  you got hurt. that doesn’t mean you stop trying.  ’ ‘  if you tell anyone we held hands, i have two people in my phone that will kill you.  ’ ‘  girl, i’mma marry you.  ’ ‘  damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!  ’ ‘  can we take a moment to celebrate me?  ’ ‘  i just looked down and i thought, this girl must be wearing sneakers with shoelaces and those shoelaces are tied together because this girl is straight up trippin’, yo.  ’ ‘  i’m a squirrel. you’re my nut. winter’s coming. i’m gonna store you in my cheek, girl.  ’ ‘  the economy sucks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels, and i have a broken penis. don’t pretend to know my pain.  ’ ‘  the good news is i’m feeling sober. the bad news is maybe i’m too sober.  ’ ‘  exes are a part of the past. you burn ‘em swiftly and you give their ashes to poseidon.  ’ ‘  nothing is ever truly broken.  ’ ‘  i know this isn’t gonna sound well, but the whole middle part’s gonna be awesome.  ’ ‘  wanna get married?  ’ ‘  the very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don’t work.  ’ ‘  please put your shirt back on. don’t make me laugh at you.  ’ ‘  we’re having a baby. i really didn’t think it was going to happen for us.  ’ ‘  the only reason i said no earlier is because i needed to show you how much i wanted to say yes.  ’ ‘  you’re just the most throat-punchable boy in all the world.  ’ ‘  love is never what you think it’s going to be.  ’ ‘  i just got you and i’m not letting you go.  ’ ‘  i have your back, no matter what.  ’ ‘  i can buy my own pizza! …can somebody please loan me $15?  ’ ‘  what kind of taco mean do you bitches have?  ’ ‘  i’m gonna be fine. i am. you know why? cause i met you. that’s why i’m okay.  ’ ‘  i’m the voice of reason, that’s why you brought me with.  ’ ‘  he’s my best friend. what if he gets into an accident? what if he’s horribly disfigured and i have to identify him and all that remains are his private parts? and i’m standing there saying, ‘no officer, i can’t help you because no, i haven’t seen his penis.’ and then boom! he’s buried in an unmarked grave.  ’ ‘  i am not a successful adult! i don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself!  ’ ‘  i was put in an awkward situation and i reacted poorly.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna hit your ass with a ski.  ’ ‘  you realize i say ‘goodnight’ to you every night and you never say ‘goodnight’ back? what is your problem? do you not want me to have a good night?  ’ ‘  i’m a color blind american citizen and i can’t do puzzles.  ’ ‘  i want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles.  ’ ‘  how cute am i?  ’ ‘  maybe if we get drunk then magically everything will just happen.  ’ ‘  give me cookie, got you cookie! you gave me cookie, i got you a cookie,  man! we’re even!  ’ ‘  shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch.  ’ ‘  i like to improvise with my body. i’m a sexual snowflake, each night is a unique experience.  ’ ‘  hahaha. what a dumb idea… do it!  ’ ‘  if i had a dollar for everybody i couldn’t hang out with because they hated you, i’d be so rich.  ’ ‘  what it be, girl? what you got going on, ma? it’s the freakin’ weekend.  ’ ‘  you can’t choose who you love, sometimes they choose you  ’ ‘  i thought god just didn’t give me abs.  ’ ‘  i don’t mean to be laughing, but are you okay?  ’ ‘  pink wine makes me slutty.  ’ ‘  i just want to listen to taylor swift alone.  ’ ‘  i will shred myself! i will shred myself in the shredder!  ’ ‘  i haven’t gotten a non-text message in two years.  ’ ‘  the point of dating is just to keep on dating and then never stop. it’s like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.  ’ ‘  are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.  ’ ‘  your life’s like gossip girl… only everyone is old and poor.  ’ ‘  men suck, remember?  ’ ‘  actually, that’s not fair. she might be a really nice ho.  ’ ‘  should i add a ‘woo-hoo’ or is that too bitchy?  ’ ‘  i am a woman. the smartest species of them all.  ’

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CHASE STEIN ;;

“If I have to pay it forward with money, I don’t know if I can do that either,” Chase said. Paying her back and paying it forward sounded like the same thing to him. He couldn’t afford a coffee - that came with the whole homeless thing anyway, but he’d take a coffee if he was being handed one. Who wouldn’t? He nodded at her name. “Charlie.”

That was an okay code name, right? Or was it alias? Did it matter as long as it wasn’t a real one?

          hailey toys with the lid of her to-go cup as she watches him offer out his name. something doesn’t sit right with her yet she accepts it with a nod, her lips stretching into a small smile in response. ❝ well, charlie, it’s not that kind of thing. pay it forward means that you pass on the kindness, it doesn’t have to be about money. old woman with heavy shopping bags, a lost kid, you name it, it can be anything. one small act can change the world, you know? gotta keep passing that on, it’s a good thing. ❞ she, along with the rest of her unit, only want to make this world safer place to live in. ❝ where’s your parents? ❞

[theheartoftv]

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AARON MILLER ;;

@beaniecop  +  ( starter call )

❝ Evenin’ officer. ❞  Aaron tips his head in respect.  ❝ Didn’t expect to see you around these parts. ❞  There’s a little glance around the bar, filled mostly with hunters and hunters families. 

          ❝ i’m just here for a drink, miller. same as you and every other person in this bar, ❞ she mutters as she sits down on a barstool. then again, it’s not like she’s entirely wanted here. she, after all, turned her back on this life. ❝ what do you want? ❞

[beaniecop-blog]

STEVE TREVOR ;;

              “ LOOK I DON’T WANT TO STEP ON ANY TOES HERE ….. but i’m just doing my job same as you. “ he pointed out to the blonde before him brow arching slightly. “ if we can just work together for a few days i’ll get out of your hair, i mean maybe tell me a secret or two to get on voight’s good side? doesn’t seem to like me much. “ 

ask and you shall receive / @beaniecop

          ❝ i don’t know what to tell you, man, ❞ hailey shakes her head. it’s not like she’s the voight whisperer; she clashes with him just as much as the next guy. more often than not, it seems. she respects the hell out of him and appreciates everything he has done for her, yet... she doesn’t agree with some of his methods, and she’s not exactly quiet on that matter. ❝ i don’t recommend you call him a son of a bitch, though. then again, it did get me this job, so... ❞ she smirks, slightly. ❝ look, the intelligence unit isn’t exactly the most conventional team you’ll ever come across. you just have to play things by ear and keep your head down. that’s all i can really offer, to be honest. ❞

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ALLISON SHEPARD ;;

@beaniecop liked for a lyric starter

Florence + the Machine – Hunger

“I thought that love was in the drugs but the more I took, the more it took away.”

          ❝ never really seen the logic in that, ❞ hailey squints her eyes as she turns her head in the direction of the brunette. ❝ drugs work on the sole purpose of taking something away, and love is about giving yourself and others something -- i don’t see how these two facts line up. ❞

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AMY SANTIAGO‌ ;;

        letting out a soft sigh, amy ran her fingers through her brown locks as she locked the door to her squad car. she had a horrible night, resulting in an even more horrible morning, but she wouldn’t not go to work, she couldn’t. the only reason she’d not go to work is if she was giving birth or had been shot, even then, she’d still go to work when shot. she had just entered the building when a woman spoke to her. looking up, amy looked around before nodding in the direction of a spare office “of course detective upton, right this way.”

          ❝ thanks, ❞ hailey nods her appreciation before following the woman through to the other room. ❝ a few months back we got a call in chicago about a series of robberies that shared the same m.o. as a few cases intelligence worked several years ago. last week we caught wind of them reigniting their passion for crime in your neck of the woods. thing is, one of the crew is a lead suspect in an open murder case. any chance you have any more information that could help us catch up to these guys? ❞  

[beaniecop-blog]

CHASE STEIN‌ ;;

Chase reached out in some confusion, happy for the cup of coffee but wondering what the fuck, why?  He didn’t look that bad, did he? Or was streetlife starting to take its toll? “Uh. Thanks. I can’t really pay you back for it, ma’am?”

          ❝ not really looking to be paid back, ❞ hailey points out. ❝ look, man. just pay it forward, you know? if you see someone that looks a little down, reach out. that’s all i’m asking. ❞ she didn’t have to help the kid, she knows this, but after working under hank voight for so long she’s come to learn what kind of man he is, and she can only hope to have that kind of impact at some point in her life. after all, he reached out and changed erin’s life, and erin in turn reached out and changed nadia’s. she doesn’t expect much from this, but small pebbles in a pond, right? ❝ the name’s hailey, by the way. ❞

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SYLVIE BRETT ;;

Truth was, Sylvie needed this as well. “I figured, after everything that’s happened lately, we deserved to enjoy ourselves.” Plus, she wasn’t going to go out on her own. That would just be depressing. “I don’t remember clubs taking this long to get into though.”

          ❝ i like the sound of that, ❞ hailey chuckles. honestly, if it wasn’t for the people she now works with she would probably be at home, curled up on her couch nursing a whiskey or three while channel surfing. until recently, she hasn’t really allowed herself to relax outside of work. there’s just too much going on for them to even consider doing so, and now she’s surrounded by people who are determined to not let that happen. she appreciates it, that’s for sure. ❝ there was a string of underage drinking and a lot of clubs got fined for it, they’ve probably just gone overboard attempting to avoid that happening again. ❞ though, in reality, hailey knows that most club owners around chicago don’t care as long as their revenue doesn’t take a hit.

[beaniecop-blog]

ZIVA DAVID ;;

     ‘ that is very true. ’ ziva let out a huff of air, staring down at her paperwork. ‘ i did not think people could be so cruel, but here i am, being proven wrong. again. ’

          ❝ how long have you been on the job? ❞ hailey asks, left brow lifting absently. ❝ if you don’t mind me asking, how do you deal with it? ❞

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KATE BISHOP ;;

“Well, on the streets then…” Kate rephrased, “hidden homelessness is a serious issue…I can attest to that. Sleeping in your car isn’t fun.” Well, she had gone from penthouse to living in her car at one point, so she got it. Maybe she just hadn’t wanted to label herself as homeless?

“Of course I’m right,” Kate replied as she took a sip of her coffee, then sat it down. Picking up the file, she skimmed through it, then went back for a second look. “Look - he’s wearing four hundred dollar shoes. Hailey, that suits bespoke designer, custom hand made too, that’s at least five-figures.” Someone was showing off. “Look I know rich people. I’m guessing you all at least googled me before you let me in the door.” Her family background was no secret. “You don’t wear a suit like that to go get a coffee, he was off to something important – do we have his schedual?”

          ❝ i can only imagine. ❞ in fact, she doesn’t have to. she has the experience of such a thing. granted, it was one time after a night out during her high school days. too drunk to go home and face the wrath of her father, she had camped out in a friend’s car until the alcohol wore off. it... wasn’t pleasant, that’s for sure. ❝ but the m.o. doesn’t match up. this guy was definitely down on his luck, but not enough to put him on the streets. ❞

          ❝ don’t let it go to your head, ❞ hailey quips as she shifts her position to get more comfortable. she’s been bent over these files for too long, and her body is starting to complain. ❝ someone really pays four hundred for a pair of shoes? that’s ridiculous. ❞ leaning forward on her elbows, hailey looks at the suit in question. it’s nice -- not exactly hailey’s taste, but nice all the same. ❝ yeah, you were looked into. ❞ the agreement is short and sweet. she figures there’s no point in lying or working around a fact that’s obvious. if kate bishop walked into your place of work, you’d for sure try and figure out why, and that’s exactly what the intelligence unit did. hailey has no qualms with that. ❝ figured as much, and i think so -- two seconds. ❞ getting up, hailey moves to the other side of the room and flicks through the other files there. she can remember seeing a timeline of the person in question somewhere. then -- ❝ here it is. seems like the standard pencil pusher schedule, to be honest. home, work, dinner, mostly more work. it says here he frequents a club called sub 51 -- do you know it? ❞

[beaniecop-blog]

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’ ( erin )

hurt prompts // still accepting ;;

          hailey wants to protest, to get the brunette to drop the concern, but the wobble in her steps stops even her from complaining. instead, she rests a hand on a nearby table and uses that to stabilise her movements as she sits down. lifting a hand to her forehead, the blonde’s eyes drift close momentarily in an effort to block out the throbbing headache. it’ll pass, she knows this, but for now it’s a problem. she can’t concentrate on the case if she’s too busy fighting the dizziness. ❝ i’m fine, i’m just -- a little light headed. you don’t have to fuss. ❞

[timbradford]

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JOHN ANDERSON ;;

he had been in the operating room all day in surgery and was just coming back up to the peds ward, with a sandwich. his first food since lunch the day before.  when he heard his name he rolled his eyes to himself, at first thinking it was an intern or a nurse that needed him for something. but he was glad that wasn’t the case, since it was Hailey. he gave her a quick smile when he looked back and let her catch up. ❝ the one that was found in an alley? ❞ he questioned.  ❝ I was going to check in on her after I scarfed this down. ❞ he motioned to the sandwich. 

          ❝ yeah, that’s the one, ❞ she nods as she finally gets level with him. the kid has been on her mind all day, eating away at her concentration and conscience until she finally bit the bullet and checked in. ❝ ah, right. sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt. ❞ she pauses for a moment, unsure of what she should do with herself in the meantime, eyes glancing at the food in question momentarily, before she points a thumb over her shoulder. ❝ i’ll let you have your break, i’ll go find coffee or something. just... let me know when you’re heading up, okay? ❞