Hiya! The name’s Beanie, welcome to the blog! I mostly reblog stuff about my interests, but I’ve got some art in here too. I use they/them pronouns and love turtles a lot :)
I have a rottmnt sideblog! Find my AU content and ninja turtle art over here @fourturtlesinatrenchcoat
Tags
I promise I’ll figure out how to link these someday
“Beanie’s art tag” - my art
“Series/character notes” - helpful posts I’ve reblogged and wish to reference later
“Beanie’s oc tag” - anything related to my ocs! I’ll probably make a side blog for them at some point for more actual organized content of them
“Beanie rambles” - my incoherent blocks of text I’m inclined to post every once in awhile
“Making my special interests everyone’s problem” - exactly what it sounds like. Reblogs of mostly ROTTMNT and Super Mario content!
“Making my hyperfixations everyone’s problem” - exactly what it sounds like, electric boogaloo. More fandom content reblogs :)
“Beanie’s scribbles” - either posts about writing/Ao3 or my own writing (if I ever post any). Here’s my Ao3 :)
My Interests!
Here’s a big ol’ list of stuff I like! I’m putting this here because it always makes my day when I’m browsing and someone has a list like this with my interests, so… here!
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Super Mario
Studio Ghibli
Animal Crossing
Avatar: The Last Airbender (and LoK)
Lord Of The Rings
Gravity Falls
Amphibia
The Owl House
Undertale
Murder Drones
The Amazing Digital Circus
My ocs :D (please ask me about my characters I love them to bits)
If you made it all the way here, have some turtle companions for your journey: 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
Sometimes I remember that he's a 16 year old kid who almost unalived himself to protect his family, and I just want him to have all the big brother hugs out there
gonna post some art i never posted because i feel like it. very proud of how this drawing turned out of me and @etheraleon so i wanted to share it i just forgot to when i made it lmao
Hiya! Pretty sure not too many people are gonna see this, but I wanted to archive what I thought the little circus guys would look like as humans… except I couldn’t quite finish before I had to leave for the theater. Literally in the car as I type. So… instead of a long, sophisticated post detailing a lot of Emotions™, we have… a rushed little drop before I see the finale. Here you go, sorry Jax and Kinger don’t have faces and that Gangle is unfinished :,)
(Dw, I won’t spoil anything to anyone who hasn’t seen it! I have enough who’ve seen it and/or been spoiled to satiate what I know will be a wave of thoughts)
(I also have a couple names that I hc, so for archival purposes I’ll say them here (reiterating, not canon, these are hcs): I see Pomni as Mallory, Ragatha as Roslyn, Gangle as Josie, and Ribbit as Avery. I couldn’t get anything solid for the others, so I suppose I might find out soon)
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale
we are talking about a universe where this is canon
for god’s sake
Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????
I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.
@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.
and he is trying to be a good guy now
also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good
1.Science teacher
2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)
this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb
Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.
I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.
yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case
Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?
I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing
@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.
@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.
Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.
But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.
I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.
‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!
Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.
Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!
Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.
So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’
I’d say both are correct
Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway
I apologize I was expecting a day of depressed brooding and silently crying in my room not Perryshmirtz: a deep dive into quite possibly most fascinating and unique relationships in modern media