Boom chackalakalaka boom

Named after the Ender's Game series. Ao3: little_bean. Icon: @shittilydrawing

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[my-dailydreams]

[starlit-meadow]

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[victusinveritas]

[the-anemia]

the most important part of blood loss is to have fun and be yourself

[witchdisk]

please god it would be so funny

[tryingtobecoollikeyou]

UNETHICAL????????????

[bunjywunjy]

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

[transbian-uprising]

my thoughts exactly

[nekosaws]

love a good diegetic music gag

[mollyjames]

Ah there's no subs, so I probably wont get the- nevermind that's hilarious

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[tall]

[angel-pandacat]

OOP be like

[perequiste]

i think that whenever you sleep you should wake up with a full health bar

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[submersero]

[calebsane]

one time for the 16 oscar noms

[kosmogrl]

[godshideouscreation]

[escuerzoresucitado]