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@transbian-uprising
Idk if I wanna be Aoba or Hina in this situation but either way I want this to happen to me
The answer to this, after over four years of pondering, is I wanna be Hina for obvious reasons. but the problem with that is i am a Lesbian and would much rather have a pretty girl staring at me
first few months of alectopause: damn can't wait until atn comes out
2023 alectopause: you know it's ok we can wait. i got some fics to write
2024 alectopause: here is 30,000 words on how john's characterization as emperor and lyctorhood interplays with colonialism, imperialism, sexual assault, and misogyny, featuring a full bibliography, a reading list, and peer reviewed by three mutuals
2025 alectopause: gideon would not fucking say that
2026 alectopause: what is everyone's blood pressure headcanons for the characters. i think harrow is orthostatic and gets a regular 90/50
nobody asked but:
gideon is like a solid 115/65
camilla is 100/60
palamedes is 100/60 only because he drinks a lot of water to make sure it stays normal
coronabeth is 120/79 because i think she's a little stressed
ianthe is 95/65 and its only that high because she's tall. orthostatic but tries not to make a big deal of it
dulcie is probably like 80/40, DEF orthostatic
augustine is 150/90 due to smoking and being annoying. hypertension georg
mercymorn is 135/85 purely due to stress
g1deon and pyrrha are 125/70 due to smoking and also stress
nona is like 105/65 because cam and pal make her drink water
pash is 110/70
kiriona is 0/0
The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt
"She wants the D," I said. And: "The D stands for dead."
Welcome to Gideon the Ninth, we've got
- a pair of military officers who try to be bullies and fail spectacularly because Camilla is just too awesome
- twins who probably aren't fucking each other but you can't say for sure. and also Babs is there too i guess but who even cares about Babs
- two actual children
- a charming diplomat and a kickass historian who get murdered for being too good at history
- a brilliant necromancer and scholar and a badass swordswoman who love each other more than life itself
- a myriad-old super necromancer who's coaplaying as said scholar's former situationship and her walking corpse
- a guy whose main character trait is "hates the protagonists because basically racism" whose magic speciality is soul siphoning and his nephew who was expressly born and trained to have his soul repeatedly stolen
- a three apples tall, stick-thin war crime who definitely has only the most platonic of feelings for her cavalier and a masc lesbian who just learned that girls can be nice to her and also has only the most platonic of feelings for her necromancer
- and more!
Our wonderful ship Cookingpanlisten.
j'adore OW POST CANCELLED MY FUCKING EAR JUST DID A WEIRD THING WHAT THE FUCK OW
what was I trying to say
j'adore OW POST CANCELLED MY FUCKING EAR JUST DID A WEIRD THING WHAT THE FUCK OW
She was forced to eat 200 souls of the ninth house when she was conceived 💔 Griddlehark as kids
tamysn muir really cooked with "you cant take loved away." i'm quoting that shit like it's a generations-old idiom
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.
Hostile
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this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes
why am I the only one whose favorite song has to suddenly be wiped from the entire internet and stop existing. I miss you Ikanaide by Akira Nishikawa please come back~
rip kurogane Oto ha you wouFUCKING AUTICORTECT
take 2
rip kurogane otohaTHERE WE FUCKING GOyou would have loved scarlet el vandimion
THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE AND YOU STILL SENT HIM AFTER ME AND I WOULD HAVE HAD HIM IF I HADN’T BEEN COMPROMISED AND HE TOOK PITY ON ME! HE TOOK PITY ON ME! HE SAW ME AND HE TOOK PITY ON ME
AND FOR THAT I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH SUFFER UNTIL YOU NO LONGER UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THAT GODDAMNED WORD
HIM I’LL KILL QUICK BECAUSE SHE ASKED ME TO AND BECAUSE THAT MUCH HE HONESTLY DESERVES BUT YOU TWO MUMMIFIED WIZARD SHITS I WILL BURN AND BURN AND BURN AND BURN UNTIL THERE IS NO TRACE OF YOU LEFT IN THE SHADOW OF MY LONG-LOST NATAL SUN.
WILL REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU KISSED ME—YOU APOLOGISED—YOU SAID, I AM SORRY, DESTROY ME AS I AM, BUT I WANT TO KISS YOU BEFORE I AM KILLED, AND I SAID TO YOU WHY, AND YOU SAID, BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY ONCE MET SOMEONE SO UTTERLY WILLING TO BURN FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVED IN, AND I LOVED HIM ON SIGHT, AND THE FIRST TIME I DIED I ASKED OF HIM WHAT I NOW ASK OF YOU
I KISSED YOU AND LATER I WOULD KISS HIM TOO BEFORE I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU WERE, AND ALL THREE OF US LIVED TO REGRET IT—BUT WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH, AND WHEN YOU ROAST DOWN IN HELL I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER MINE
THE ONLY THING OUR CIVILIZATION CAN EVER LEARN FROM YOURS IS THAT WHEN OUR BACKS ARE TO THE WALL AND OUR TOWERS ARE FALLING ALL AROUND US AND WE ARE WATCHING OURSELVES BURN
WE RARELY BECOME HEROES.
-Commander Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity, Harrow the Ninth
rip kurogane Oto ha you wouFUCKING AUTICORTECT
you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
😍fuck
