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@beansparker
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peter: nono it was so cool, mr stark! i webbed in there and he was all like KNIFE TO MEET YOU and he stabbed me and i was like woah!! nice one!! and th -
tony: you got??? stabbed???
peter: well yeah but like hE MADE A PUN MR STARK
carol danvers: saves the entire universe in avengers 4
all the avengers: fucking superb you funky little lesbian
Peter Parker: drops a plate of microwavable Dino nuggets™
Peter: This is so sad, Karen play Despacito
#i stan two (2) United States Air Force icons
get to know me meme ★ 8/10 current celebrities crushes ❥ zendaya
A feminist is a person who believes in the power of women just as much as they believe in the power of anyone else. It’s equality, it’s fairness, and I think it’s a great thing to be a part of.
can you pleaaaaseee write a blurb for officer!tom where he’s at a murder scene and sees a mom and child dead and he immediately rushes home since it reminds him of the reader and his baby boy and wants to know if they’re safe because he can’t imagine what it would be like if he lost his family?
The moment Tom set foot on the scene, he could feel the tears starting to form in his eyes. He knew that he was supposed to be tough, to not show any emotion and to be there for the grieving family. But at this moment, he couldn’t help but think of his own family.
He had gotten a call in the middle of the night from his Captain, informing him that there was a murder scene that he was needed at and to get there as soon as possible. He had gotten up and ready so quick, that he had forgotten to kiss both you and your son goodbye, not wanting to wake either of you up.
“What do we have?” He asked his partner, trying to block out the noise all around him so he could focus.
“The father was working late at the office, said that he had some paperwork that he needed to finish. Told us that he got off the phone with his wife around 10:30 because she heard the dog barking in the backyard. Must have been when the intruders came in and uh, they uh…” His partner was having a hard time with saying the words out loud.
Tom knew that it happened, he knew that there were people out there who murdered families, he had just been lucky this far in his career to not come across a case like this before.
After spending a few hours going over all of the evidence and looking at the bodies, his partner told him to head home, that they would meet at the office in the morning to go over a game plan and put all of the files together.
Rushing home, Tom didn’t even bother to take off his shoes before running upstairs to your bedroom to check on you. When he saw you roll over on the bed and sit up and look at him out of confusion, that’s when he lost it.
“Hey, hey it’s okay love.” You whispered, hopping out of bed and wrapping your arms around him, fingers running through his hair as he sobbed in your chest.
“I’m so, I’m sorry.” He mumbled, trying to calm himself down but nothing was working, he couldn’t get those images out of his mind. Every time he closed his eyes, all he could think of was you and your baby boy.
‘Hey, hey look at me.” You cooed, putting your fingers underneath his chin to tilt his head up so he could look at you. “You’ve got nothing to apologize for, nothing at all. You have a hard job, an extremely hard job and you see the absolute worst in the world. So it’s okay for you to come home and be upset, this is your safe place Tom, I’m your safe place okay?” He nodded, tears streaming down his cheeks as he pulled you towards him, pressing a kiss to your lips that he hoped would speak volumes to what he was feeling right now.
“Come on, Colin was due to be fed soon anyways. Bet he would love to see his daddy right now.” You smiled, tugging on Tom’s hand as you walked down to the nursery. The moment Tom saw his son’s face, he felt the weight lift off of his shoulders, found it a bit easier to breath knowing that his family was safe.
“Hey baby, look who’s home.” You cooed, lifting your son out of his crib and cradling him in your arms, pressing kisses all over his face.
“Hi bubs, daddy’s home.” Tom whispered, wrapping his arm around you, pressing kisses against his son’s head, closing his eyes and trying to memorize this moment, memorize the feeling of knowing that his family was at home and safe, that they weren’t going anywhere.
“I love you, love you both so much.” Tom spoke, his words quiet but full of so much meaning.
“And we love you too. Now, let’s all go get in the bed okay? I think that would help you relax a bit.” Leading Tom back to the bedroom, you let him crawl into bed first before handing him your son, smiling at the way he held him against his chest.
“We’re okay, promise Tom.” You mumbled, pressing a kiss against his shoulder as you leaned against him.
“Know you are, still doesn’t mean I won’t protect the two of you with everything that I have in me.”
Aunt May Appreciation Post
Let’s talk about this scene
It really spoke to me, because usually the job of teaching a boy to tie a tie is left up to the father figure. Peter’s parents are dead, and Ben died the year before. Ben would have taught Peter to tie his own tie for homecoming, had he still been alive. This means the job was left to May. As we can see she clearly doesn’t know how to tie a tie, and in true modern day fashion turns to videos on the internet, but get this. She’s learning to tie it with him. I repeat. Instead of putting the video on and letting him have at it, she’s also learning along with him.
I appreciate Iron dad and spiderson as much as the next person, but I think we often forget that May was forced to transition from aunt by marriage, to mother figure. Then when Ben passed, she took on the role of being an aunt, mother, and father to Peter. She’s raising a teenage boy all on her own.
Half of both her and Peter’s support system is gone, and she manages to keep on like a trooper, while still supporting Peter.
She truly is an amazing woman who deserves such love and recognition.
We larb you too Aunt May.
for you || t.h.
summary: in which he would do anything to be with her, even walk through fire.
word count: 1.5k
warnings: none
pairings: tom holland x reader
a/n: hey guys, I’m back with the fluffiness. This piece is part of @starksparker ‘s 10k writing challenge and it’s loosely based off for you by the vamps so I highly recommend you listen to it while reading this. Feedback is much appreciated, let me know if you liked it.
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He took a deep breath and adjusted the collar of his white shirt. It was going to be a long night, one he was dreading. It could go two ways, either she talked to him as always, pretending nothing had happened between them, or she would ignore him, trying to forget the night they both screwed up their friendship.
It wasn’t a mistake for Tom. He knew his heart ached for her. Y/N was everything he wanted and more, the girl of his dreams. The only one he imagined himself with, the one with whom he wanted to get married and have children, as cheesy as it sounded.
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Marvel fans have made me hope that Avengers 4 is actually just 2 and a half hours of flipping between the serious Avengers on earth and then the dust characters pissing about in the soul world till the former saves them.
Steve: Bucky thank god! I missed you so much.
Bucky: mmhmmmm
Tony: oh my goodness Peter I thought I’d never see you again I’m so happy.
Peter: yeah you too haha…
Steve: what’s up with you guys? Are you okay?
Tony: yeah! you don’t seem very happy to see us.
Peter: it’s nothing it’s just… you interrupted our talent show.
Tony:
Steve:
Drax: I was gonna sing.
Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanov and Clint Barton, the holy trinity of interesting comic characters fucked up and plainwashed by the mcu
#this is a deaf clint. romani jewish wanda. personality natasha household
Reblog if it’s completely okay to send you posts and start a friendship
(And ocassionally spam)
It’s more than OK to do this and I love talking to people.
Friday Night Rehearsals (P.P x Reader)
Peter Parker x Fem!Reader
Warnings: a bit of angst if you squint, all around fluff.
Word Count: 1.1k
A/N: hi guys, this is my first Self Insert fic on here, please don’t judge too harshly! Just a random idea that came to me :’) thank you all for reading!
Feel free to request anything or send asks or just say hello 💖
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Friday evening, 7pm. Also known as, Peter Parker’s favourite time of the week. (Besides from Spider-Man patrol, of course.) Every week, Peter would make sure the hour every Friday night would be free for him to stay at home and spend time being a regular teen. Well, that and he knew his next door neighbour would be rehearsing.
(Y/N) (Y/L/N) is Peter Parker’s neighbour, and has been for 3 years. She attends Midtown High along with Peter.
Sure, Peter and (Y/N) were neighbours, but they weren’t the best of friends. Occasionally they would be each other’s partners in class and go and study at each other’s apartments, but that’s as far as their friendship got.
(Y/N) is known around Midtown High as the Theatre Girl. She is always seen around the halls with either a script in her hand, her headphones in, or her hands tapping along her thighs to a beat of a number she was reciting. Peter couldn’t help but smile along as she would hum and tap her feet during class, or speak under her breath in an accent specific to a role she was assigned, which Peter always picked up with his super hearing, which lead him to listening in on her rehearsals at home.
Little did (Y/N) know, that Peter absolutely adored her and her personality. Knowing it wouldn’t be reciprocated from her, (or so he thought,) Peter decided it would be best to not pursue her. At least not yet. She never knew of Peter’s little secret of listening in on her rehearsing in her bedroom every Friday, and he was planning to keep it that way.
Some Friday’s, he would hear (Y/N) recite her scenes as she paced around her room. Other times, she would turn on her keyboard and sing. God, did Peter love hearing her sing. Every song she sang, she sang with passion and it felt so.. real. The emotions on her voice always made Peter’s stomach turn into a mess of butterflies and warmth. He always hoped he’d hear her sing.
7:00pm.
Peter sighed and flopped onto his bed, ready to listen in to (Y/N)’s rehearsing that night. With a smile, his ears perked up to the sound of (Y/N)’s door quietly creaking open and closing. Anxiously, he almost held his breath before he heard the oh-so-familiar small ‘click’ of her keyboard turn on. His face broke into an ear-splitting grin as he heard her fingers trail along the keys absentmindedly, vocal warm-ups flowing through his ears.
Peter froze. Was this weird? Sitting here and basically eavesdropping on (Y/N)? As soon as he heard her voice filling his ears, his thoughts slipped away. This was his time to enjoy his neighbour be herself.
“I’m jealous of the rain,” (Y/N) begun as her fingers danced over the keys. “That falls upon your skin.. it’s closer than my hands have been, oh, I’m jealous of the rain.”
Peter tensed up as her shallow breaths and wavers in her voice echoed in his ears. This.. sounded different. This wasn’t a show tune. This wasn’t a happy go lucky song like (Y/N) usually sings to herself. This one sounded sorrowful and broken.
“I’m jealous of the wind that ripples through your clothes, it’s closer than your shadow.. oh, I’m jealous of the wind.” She shivered, a few tears slipping down her cheeks.
(Y/N) never really did show her negative emotions around others. She was always a lovely ball of sunshine to the world, and she wanted to keep that reputation going. Peter was always the only one to hear her true emotions.
“Cause I wished you, the best of, all this world could give.. and I told you, when you left me, there’s nothing to forgive,”
Peter slowly began to rise from his bed and started slipping his shoes on, his palms growing sweaty as he wiped the unnoticed tears falling down his cheeks from hearing her voice.
“But is always thought you’d come back and tell me, that all you found was, heartbreak and misery..” (Y/N) muttered now, her voice growing weaker with every word.
“It’s hard for me to say, I’m jealous of the way, you’re happy without-”
(Y/N)’s singing was interrupted with the sound of a swift but quiet knock on her bedroom window, leading out to the fire escape. She tensed, looking around her nervously, reaching for the nearest thing she could use as a weapon which happened to be a guitar. Wiping her eyes, (Y/N) grabbed her curtains, carefully pulling them back, guitar firmly in her either hand.
“Peter?” She breathed, her grip loosening on her guitar as she moved to open the window, standing to the side to let him in. “You do know I have a front door.. right?” She joked, cocking her hip as she watched him sheepishly stand by her window sill.
“I-I.. yeah, of course..” Peter stuttered, running his fingers through his messy curls. “Sorry, I-“
“No, it’s fine,” she assured him, a soft smile on her face as she placed her guitar back by her desk, trying to hide her red puffy eyes from her neighbour. “What’s up?”
“I-I… um, I heard you singing just now,” he admitted, his gaze focused on the floor.
“Oh, crap..” she muttered, her hands holding her elbows. “You did? Sorry, I’ll tone it down-”
“No!” Peter butted in, causing (Y/N) to jump from his sudden raise in voice. “I mean, no.. I didn’t come here to tell you to be quiet, I loved it!” He laughed shyly. “It’s lovely, I really enjoy hearing you sing and I just felt like I had to come here and tell you.” He rambled, finally raising his head to give her a small, tight-lipped smile.
“Wow.. really?” She smiled nervously now, kicking at the ground slightly with her foot. “Thank you, Peter, I really appreciate that. At least someone enjoys it,” she laughed to herself, causing Peter to chuckle as he swayed on the balls of his feet.
“Um..” He began, “is it okay if I. I dunno, stay for a while? Help you rehearse?” Peter began to fiddle with his fingers, watching her figure shift from side to side, a small giggle falling from her lips.
“Yeah, I’d really like that, Peter.” She smiled as he let out a soft breath he didn’t know he was holding.
“Okay, cool.” He grinned, walking to sit by her computer desk, next to the keyboard, (Y/N) following close behind.
“So.. how long have you been eavesdropping on me, huh, Parker?”
this is so soft i love peter so much
knuckles || tom holland
summary: Boxer!Tom is insecure and hurt and you fix him up <3 Based off the prompt, “your hands are so much bigger than mine”
** warnings: swearing, so much fluff wow
word count: 900
note: this is for @madmadmilk‘s 5k celebration! congrats babe! also, I’m so sorry for how shitty this turned out, writers block hit me like a truck this week oof
There was no doubt that Tom was loud when he was angry.
You woke up to violent thuds from downstairs, muffled only slightly from the rain thrumming against the roof. Concern settled in as you slipped out of bed, your small figure padding through the dark hallways down to the basement.
The rhythmic pounding of fists against the punching bag was deafening, even outside the door to Tom’s boxing studio. You hesitated, biting your lip, before raising your fist and knocking on the door gently. The pounding stilled, the only sound that reached the door being Tom’s panting.
“Fuck off,” he was still panting, his voice quiet but rough. You rolled your eyes, huffing as you pushed the door open.
You winced slightly at the sight of Tom. He was sweaty and tired, holding his face in his hands. Blood was seeping through his white wraps and you let out a breath, stepping closer to him.
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Hello, and welcome to the How2Help (H2H) tumblr page!
We are an online-based non-governmental organization that focuses on helping people struggling with mental illness and those around them, to communicate and connect with people, and maintain and repair relationships. H2H is run by Roisin Bean and Alina Poo, from England and Canada, respectively. Both of us have struggled, and still do, with mental illness, and it can often be an isolating experience. We want to allow those who also struggle, to connect, and find support and advice. As for the friends and family of those with mental illness, it can be just as difficult to deal, and cope. It’s hard for everyone involved, and advice, even just knowing that you’re not alone, can be a major help.
We became friends during October 2017, and have been close friends ever since. Our friendship started with light, topical subjects like our different school systems, and as we built time and trust, we began to share more about our issues, particularly mental health ones. We occasionally gave each other advice, on how to cope and repair damaged relationships, which is where the idea for H2H came from.
The two of us have been through a lot while we’ve been friends. Having each other’s support in rough times has been a godsend, and we’ve been able to learn from each others successes and mistakes. Finding each other, and offering each other advice has been a massive help, and why we’re not saying that you will find a best friend, you will find advice from others. However, we are but two people, and there’s a world of different perspectives. That’s the goal of H2H- for people, with different backgrounds and experiences, to share their successes and pitfalls, and their advice for others. Through showing how to help others, maybe we all can learn how to help ourselves, too.
You know I larb you.
Nervous {T.H}
Paring: Tom Holland x Reader
Word Count: 1033
Warnings: None.
AU: None
A/N: I don’t know. Just some drabble that needed to be done, I guess. I tried to catch all my mistakes, but I’m sure that there are still some.
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Summary: Tom’s got a bad case of nerves.
There were only a handful of times that Tom ever got nervous. The feeling of his stomach in knots, or that he was going to be sick if he thought about whatever was going to happen for too long. His hands were getting sweaty, and he would try to hide it from you or whoever he was talking to by shoving them in his pants pocket. He would rock back onto his heels constantly, cracking knuckles, and looking the other way when he started to feel overwhelmed by what was going on.
The time that Tom got the courage to ask you out on a date. That was the one that took the cake. He could stop fidgeting, running his hands through his hair, cracking his knuckles, or constantly picking up his phone and putting it down until you had a quick five minutes to spare.
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