tw: fake animated blood, violence, having to see Jax but atleast heโs getting what he deserves
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He was okay and funny at the beginning of the show but then gooseworx decided Jax was a self insert and tadc became some misogynistic, abuser-apologist incel slop โoops, all Jaxโ
โheโs breathing hard :(( feel bad for him yet?โ โWhat if I was abusive but secretly trans (but of course none of this is explicit in the story and I only drop lore relevant info on social media because god forbid I actually write my own show aside from Jax all Jax) and never transitioned and died before I could donโt you feel bad for meโ sympathy slop โall this characters female victims will bend over backwards and throw themselves under the bus to comfort me despite how much I hurt them, they donโt matter their stories donโt matterโ ahh ๐
White people bro. Problematic, racist white people. Idk why they act like this, even took a song about black joy about a black newborn and used it for this purple demon like what??
and then here come all the crybaby simps โyou lack media literacyโ โheโs too complex and misunderstoodโ meanwhile ragatha being made the biggest villain for being a victim? Like ok bro?? Jax didnโt even get any real consequences for his actions?? I get yโall are children or white chronically online adults but this is crazy! I had to mute the damn tag, I literally never mute tags! Yโall were just annoying!
I love how everyone had a happily ever after when Jax abstracted he truly was the problem.
Ahh the kids are so cute, gangle especially!!โบ๏ธ
Big sister Ragatha herding the bunch, everybody holding hands so they donโt get lost, buddy system :)
Crybab(bee)y Caine lost sight of his parents while playing and started BAWLING, just all around annoying, sensitive and clingy, I know his parents hate taking him anywhere. He definitely always wants to be included and flops on the floor crying when he fails to do a task as good as someone else, sore loser. Jealous creature. Probably bites people. Especially when heโs throwing a tantrum. + heโs ugly. And bald. And a crybaby.
Big Bro Kaufmo making up a silly tale to distract Caine, braving the storm with his sword to find one of the head devs to collect their crying son,
the inner machinations of Pomnis mind are an enigma,
gloink queen heard a crying baby and locked in, you better run faster, kinger, or sheโs taking him
Ribbit got greedy during dress up, started combining characters how you gonna be a princess and a butterfly AND have powers thatโs too op
Scratch you donโt deserve a nap, get his ahh little triangular gloink FINISH HIM,
Jax the type of kid to blow out someone elseโs birthday candles and fight them over things, pulling on one side and the other kid pulls at the other, an annoying mean bully + crazy little misbehaving demon
Damn, I really can create a whole au rn
I have so much conflict I can put in between the kids as they play, especially with characters like Jax and Zooble and doormat-like personalities like gangle and ribbit and ragatha. Ribbit and Jax have that โIโm not your friend anymore!โ fight, Jax has annoying little brother energy, shadow boxing in ragatha and gangles faces, โI know you are but what am I?โ standing in a doorway he opened and being annoying but โget out of my roomโ โIโm not in your roomโ, dw little zooby dooby doo stands up on gangles behalf,
bubble bites and licks and fights over things or straight up steals from them, barely legible yet somehow perfectly repeats every swear word said in a 50 meter vicinity and never forgets it, follows people everywhere, annoying, jumpscares, 0 empathy, selfish animal.
I will always find it weird how men refuse any birth controlโ men expect birth control to be the responsibility of women.
Men donโt like condoms because they donโt feel โanythingโ. Female condoms are โweirdโ. Men donโt want to get vasectomies because โoh so scary it hurts! It reduces your testosterone!โ (Which is disproven btw)
But what about usโฆ?
Getting an implant in the arm hurts. An IUD hurts, which most professionals donโt give a fuck about our pain and often times donโt prescribe pain killers for before. Some birth control does negatively impact womenโs hormones and can cause an imbalance. Some women go even as far as get their tubes tied or their uterus removed, which is a much invasive & riskier procedure compared to vasectomies.
I think itโs all bullshit and honestly, proves to show how a vast majority of men are selfish. All they care about is physical pleasure & comfortability. And women pay the price for it.
Not to mention, itโs easier for men to get a vasectomy, hell even a condom is easier to obtain than getting a plan b or even female birth control. AND ITS CHEAPER.
They donโt need a signature or consent from their female partner to get a vasectomy. While some women, birth control is not a choice. There are procedures of sterilization that REQUIRE PERMISSION of a male partner.
Youโre forgetting the biggest part: they donโt care. Because why should they?
Theyโre not the one carrying the baby or feeling the pain of giving birth,
theyโre not the one saddled with childcare, saddled with this child created by them,
heโs not the one looked down upon in this situation.
He can just run away and leave, but the woman canโt do that.
And the woman will get blamed for everything, single mothers are clowned on and criticized harshly even though theyโre the ones staying for the kids when itโs literally the dad that left??
โFatherless behaviourโ why are we insulting a person for their dadโs worthlessness? Why arenโt we calling out the epidemic of inadequate males and holding them accountable, making it not normalized? Is it the kids fault the dad isnโt there?
โSingle mother householdsโ how about absent useless deadbeat abandoned-by father households? Ever more reason for male birth control, but no one ever holds men accountable..
The system is rigged in their favour, the system that they set up.
In general our reproductive systems are so different, men can pop out a million gametes that are created and replaced so fast and get multiple women pregnant
so the regulation should be on them if anything, can create so many more kids in the span of the 10 months a woman can form one and be incapable of making more in that time
but the woman who is only fertile ~a week every month and only releases one gamete per month , the one that gained all the germ cells she would ever have stored inside her since before birth, the egg, ever so selective, ever so careful, quality over quantity,
The more stable gamete, larger, superior, doesnโt mutate much at all from age, unlike males whose mutate worse and worse every year, degrading, corrupting,
for all the biological clock bs men blabber about women apparently having? it is all projection,
Which is funny, because all those jokes they make about women, is caused by them. The smell they make fun of women for is literally caused by them, they give women that infection, in general our bodies reject them, they ruin the ph,
And donโt even get me started on how some men blame the woman for not giving them sons, their genetic material is responsible for what the child will become, you're the one with the Y chromosome. Why are you hurting us for Something your body caused?
The chains they put on women out of envy, out of inadequacy, all to benefit and uplift themselves, exchanging us like property, viewing us as property. Suppressing us purposefully so we are trapped and forced to rely on them, forced to have their kids, their โlegacyโ, forced to be an accessory to them, secondary, unnaturally passing on the genes no matter how low quality it may be, unlike how in nature only the best are chosen, this system gives worth to males that wouldn't procreate otherwise.
Then they cry about the idea of financial responsibility, about child support, like brother why donโt we ask you why you did the deed if you werenโt ready for the responsibility of what comes out of it? Yโknow, like how they ask women?
And the male version of birth control pills, it didn't get released(?) due to the โextreme symptomsโ, aka the same symptoms women are currently experiencing and have experienced for decades because they are taking those meds, but it's too much for the poor crybaby men to handle,
they claim to be all strong and logical and with a high pain tolerance, but it couldn't be further from the truth! As a wise person once said: The best man possible is just the average woman.
If you compare them to women men are the emotional and โweakโ class of people, which is what they call us, but we aren't the ones punching jokes in walls and coming home and dv our families if a sports team loses?
Women don't get treated for heart attacks because we just tank the pain, we don't writhe on the floor crying like men do, our period cramps hurt as much as a heart attack and we feel that every month.
Female bodies aren't researched that well in healthcare and just general life! Everything is built around men, like they're the default body, seatbelts aren't even made with our bodies in mine it's modeled/built around saving the life of a male body, so women die and get injured worse in car accidents.
I could go on and on about this, but Iโll stop here. Because this genuinely gets me like what is this world and society.
Suspiciously Scratch-like voice: The little idiot canโt even cross his arms right
Queenie to Caine, after glaring the fear of death into Scratch: I know youโre upset, little bumblebee, but your hand is supposed to go under the other arm โบ๏ธ like this..!
Kinger, unfairly exempt from Queenieโs wrath: Honey-bug, we donโt have arms to show him how itโs done, rememberโฆ ๐
Scratch, noticing a second too late that four uneven eyes turned toward his arms: *fighting for his life against floating gloved hands posing him like a mannequin to teach Caine all sorts of body language*
Caine, updating his files based on what heโs observing these three doing: *thoroughly distracted from his earlier tantrum, corrects stance & learns many questionable things from the humans (most useful being the raw, unconscious displays of emotion, vocal tones, laughs, depth of bonds, sentence structures and speech patterns) (+ interesting words, thanks to Scratch, that he will repeat later) from this display*
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