first chili had no beans
then they added beans, 3 bean chili
then they had a five bean chili
a seven bean chili with no meat!
why?
big bean
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@beantruther
first chili had no beans
then they added beans, 3 bean chili
then they had a five bean chili
a seven bean chili with no meat!
why?
big bean
Years and years and years ago, I asked you all to send me your baby teeth, which for some reason a lot of you did, and I think I'm gonna take the beans out of a Beanie Baby and replace them with your baby teeth. Beanie Baby Teeth, you see. It's simple, really. And normal to do as well.
If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.
#hey I know this is supposed to be like #oh Sharknado sucks so bad you can do anything better #but that actually sounds sick as fuck (via @patcharmyof1)
Not at all! I made this post and used this franchise specifically because Sharknado was actually hugely popular! Not only was the original hilarious, it got not one, not two, but FIVE more movies after it and despite the frankly ludicrous concept and some of the incredibly self indulgent details, they did actually have a coherent timeline/plot that followed through all 6 movies and wrapped up nicely. I enjoyed all 6 of them! I want more media that's shameless and loves itself.
The point of this post was never "you can do better than Sharknado."
The point was Sharknado did well because it was self indulgent and that you should be a little more like Sharknado. It isn't a flaw to make yourself happy with your writing.
you’re invited to a *party* starting at 5:00pm. what time do you show up?
A little before 5:00
5:00-5:15
About 5:30
Around 6:00
6:30-7:00
Later than 7:00
Other/Bald/What’s a party?
And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
Because that's when it starts.
Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
Every other band in the ‘10s was called like Bart The Simpson sometimes there was punctuation and they all made music that sounds like it was recorded in a sous vide bag
there are people, many still alive, who heard this in 2014 and said “thank god real rock music is back” out loud and in print
Crispy Chickpea, Quinoa, and Green Bean Salad
bonus toehawk tuesday beans AND party leg
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some kind of bean i think
Humanity is beginning to only see beans, even in baby animals. This is the future the beans want
Me and Bean
This bird is involved
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THE SUN.....QUITE BEAN LIKE ISNT IT?
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