The Friends of the ABC

"your shitposting is out of control" - solardrift, 18th February 2015

[driftwooddestiel]

hes a real hater god bless

[chaser]

apparently I'm still logged into the work account 3 years after leaving this company

[chaser]

so for my final note, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna get dicked down again =/

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takiki16]

[nonethefewer]

this is the best response image ever

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[thestrawberryhimself]

Wdym I’m literally so normal

[kushblazer666]

pussy hunming like a ford pinto

[kushblazer666]

🚫🧢‼️

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[beardedmrbean]

[kevinmccloudnine]

Band intros Franz Ferdinand: Live in San Francisco

[kevinmccloudnine]

[kevinmccloudnine]

[crazysodomite]

christianity is not real anyways. it was invented for 14 year old furries to make ocs with halos and wings and shit

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[alt-rock-confessions]

the coolest thing about writing Franz Ferdinand fanfiction is that sometimes they see it and reference it in one of their songs

OH MY GOD

(which song is that?)

[on-the-axle]

whatever the hell they had going on...

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh