MY WAY!!!

Comedian, Nerd, Bearded, Fat, I see I've caught your attention. Make yourself comfortable and scroll down. Enjoy.

[bearded-bigman]

I havn’t been on Tumblr in MONTHS!

We kool?

[bearded-bigman]

....I don't think it's going to let me post DarkSiders 2 Pics here...

[bearded-bigman]

I started playing my girlfriend’s copy of “Pokemon Art Academy”, And while I’m going through the basic lessons of the game, I’m making it FUN! 

[lizbizarre]

I drew myself and Bearded-Bigman as IRKENS!

My S.I.R broke on the second day!

[bearded-bigman]

My girlfriend drew me and her as space things, from some manga I’ve yet to watch. “Tokyo Space Man” or what ever the hell... I Drew That Fucking PuppyCat First! And no one gave a shit. But then Doppy Dick Struts to the Miiverse like he owns the fucking thing, And people Vomit in pride at Him! Wheres My Day! ...I’ve had It.

...I love this pic though.

[electra-starr]

[bearded-bigman]

Bojack Horseman season 3 Confirmed!

[crynal]

Metal pikachu is surprisingly disturbing.

[bearded-bigman]

Looks more like Gimp pikachu

[wordsnquotes]

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

John Green, Looking for Alaska (via wordsnquotes)

Your source is wrong. This was Actually said by Any and all Digimon fans who where attracted to Renamon or Weregarurumon growing up.

[lizbizarre]

ZIMMY Sex Face for your Dash? *wink*

[bearded-bigman]

I was guiltily pressured into giving this a share. I do like the flaming heard, though. It’s a good representation of erotic fan art. Not love, not affection, Burning Lust!   

[bearded-bigman]

I took Nintendo’s survey to an honest level. You’re Welcome!

[omgbestquotesoflife-blog]

OMG! Want more Quotes? Click this

[bearded-bigman]

I would think of it more like walking around with a gun waiting for someone to ask if you have a case of the mondays. It may not happen, but you’ll be pretty happy holding a gun if it does.

[bearded-bigman]

“DO NOT ANTICIPATE TROUBLE, OR WORRY ABOUT WHAT MAY NEVER HAPPEN. KEEP IN THE SUNLIGHT. THE VAMPIRES WON’T ATTACK YOU THERE”

Does anyone else get an uneasy feeling when someone follows you on tumblr without liking or reblogging anything of yours? It’s just weird in my book. Like when the meth heads step into your yard and their just standing there, not even looking toward your house. I guess what I’m saying is, ether get chatty, or you too will be dragged into my neighbors ditch.

And they Never have cash! How do they buy drugs to pass out into my yard with, and never have shit to loot? just acorns 8 sided dice. The life of the drugged out is an enigma to me. 

[freshfreshsalad]

[bearded-bigman]

Having a problem keeping up your workout regiment? then look at this gif. You’re welcome!

[bearded-bigman]

“IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BUILD ONE’S OWN HOUSE OF HAPPINESS ON THE UNHAPPINESS OF OTHERS. ANY CONTRACTOR WELL TELL YOU THAT THE FOUNDATION IS SHIT”

“Looking how better people my own age are doing in life depresses me. We all have moments like that, right?”

Not in the slightest. Everyone here 24-28 are drunks, married to beater, Are the beater, or just plain to high to know where they are. So, I’m setting pretty good on my high horse, crafted from a chair I stole from an abandoned house, a normal kitchen that broke, And some much duct tape, that if used the right way, you can make your own submarine.

Now to play Hyrule Warriors with my Wife/Not Wife, until I fall asleep with a Wii U gamepad in my hand.

[bearded-bigman]

“GROWN UP ARE COMPLICATED CREATURES, FULL OF QUIRKS AND CHICKEN GIZZARDS”

Game plan to becoming a productive adult.

*Draw nothing but porn for one straight year.

*Cave into Cartoon Network’s plea to help them make animated sitcom.

*Dial the porn back a touch. Just a touch.

*Hamburgers!

*Fix my 3rd generation Ipod using scape computer from the 80′s and 2 car batteries.

Where’s my sun glasses? Because I got one bright future ahead of me.

[deadlinejon]

[bearded-bigman]

This goes out to those times were you try to insult someone, but you can’t think of shit to say.

[shortvideosandstuff]

Girls before going on a date

[pandanation1989]

I do this no shame

[bearded-bigman]

I think she’s trying to Scooby-Doo her date away.

[buzzfeedsports]

[honeyslutcornflakes]

this is the world series

[bearded-bigman]

Reminds me of when I worked at Wal-Mart.