let it rip

Savannah // 26 // Bisexual If you open your mouth in the nuclear rain, will it taste like cinnamon?

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[deathgasmic]

babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy

[peppapigvevo]

thinking about To Wong Foo again and I genuinely think that Vida, Noxzeema and Chi Chi never think about the possible murder of Sherriff Dollard until the very end, when they realize Vida didn't kill him LMAOOO

fully just find bumfuck nowhere, improve the lives of its citizens, and never pay any mind to the murder ONCE

[lunamothghost]

Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[ruekastitch]

Black Miku

[rednines]

[bleekay]

[sing-a-songofsix-pence]

interstellar and the martian are 2 sci-fi films that are very different but also sort of the same. interstellar is about one man saving the world through the power of love; the martian is about the world saving one man through the power of love.

but u know what? both of them are about love. and also there's matt damon.

[domidominic]

Space guys

[taffybuns]

maybe we should trust love, even if we can't yet understand it

[mandaloriandragontrainer]

It’s wild to me that the original critical reviews of Brother Bear called it “unoriginal” and “predictable” when I can’t think of a single other movie (let alone an animated Disney movie) where it’s revealed at the climax of the film that the protagonist murdered the cute kid sidekick’s mother

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[breadcrab]

I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

[farmgf]

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

[farmgf]

god. god