[pokemonofficial]

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

[pantomimepenguin-blog]

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

[pokemonofficial]

what

[beardedcarl]

[solardivulger]

“This turkeys so moist” my family says as I choke down the driest piece of food I’ve ever eaten in my life

[railroadsoftware]

thanksgiving tradition

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

are we all banding together and talking about how turkey is inedible is it finally time

[prettyyinpunkk]

thank you like! ham is clearly superior in literally every way

[beardedcarl]

Nobody here has had a properly cooked turkey. Im cuban so usually our thanksgivings have pork, but sometimes we get a turkey and its always good. Never dry.

[unexplained-events]

[beardedcarl]

Hide and seek with the devil

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Taylor Mazer

https://www.behance.net/taylormazer

Follow us on Instagram:@Lesstalkmoreillustration

[beardedcarl]

Bruh

[vampire-mika]

tumblr + stories

[beardedcarl]

Captivating

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

how much do islands cost i want one

[beardedcarl]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/home/the-12-cheapest-private-islands-you-can-actually-afford-on-privateislandsonline-com

[thebestoftumbling]

little girl can’t say “frog” (x)

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Fucking the donut suicide one omfg

[betterbaddecisions]

I can’t even read these without doing the accent xD it’s so good

[thecommonchick]

everyone needs to realize this

[truthorange]

Take control of your paycheck and be the generation that ends smoking.

[beardedcarl]

73 days smoke free

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

this one kid’s test answers are so funny xD you won’t BELIEVE how clever they are

[ndnprct3-deactivated20180612]

Oh

[tacetheadphones-deactivated2020]

Oh my god

[askfemsnakefrance]

either this is a fake or they pushed the teacher to be so done they are thinking of quitting…. because honestly it could be either… please don’t do this to teachers, they work hard and get paid very little. they don’t need to deal with this kind of thing.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah. yeah its the second one youre correct

[shaddenfroyd]

In all fairness these are dick questions. The first one holy shit. I can think of a million answers, some of which very scientific, and they would be all right.

All the teacher has done has boiled the test down to what chapter they did which takes no skill. Ask this question on a final test at the end of the answer and I’d hope kids would put BS questions. There’s no context.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah its hard to believe that this is a real test . but it is 100 hundred percent real. Theres no making this stuff up … It’s real folks

[heterosexually-impaired-pear-de]

These aren’t dick questions. Look a the top, it says unit 3.7 test. The test isn’t even over and entire chapter it’s over a section of a chapter, so maybe like 3, 4pages max. Maybe if the kid read those 4 pages he would know exactly what context to pull from. Yeah you could answer number one with several answers but only one answer is from unit 3.7. So piss off and a hand for the teacher.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah everyone you just gotta look at the top. you are all clearly not paying enough attention to this extremely real test. unlike this guy right here. hes paying attention. he knows how much very real teens disrespect also very much real teachers. sickening

[beardedcarl]

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Eric Andre’s Favorite Notes From His Censors

[bust-down-memeiana]

when random porn blogs just keep following you

[bust-down-memeiana]

since I made this no porn blogs been following me and I love every second of it.

[delicate-rage420]

FUCK YOU PORN BLOGS

[askfiotombstone-blog]

Just please leave me alone

[damianvertigo-deactivated202510]

Oh god please tell me this works

[jackiesepticeye-deactivated2020]

[beardedcarl]

48 days since my last cigarette And i feel amazing

[internets-bests]

[beardedcarl]

I wonder if people understand the comment

[cursegoat]

[beardedcarl]

These are the real questions