Just No One Special

What can I say? I'm just some guy on the internet.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Amanda Vähämäki (Finnish, b. 1981, Tampere, Finland) - In the Night from Kolor Klimax: Nordic Comics Now, 2012, Drawings

[catchymemes]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Darkest Day, rework of a 2019 piece by Ben J

[goth-queen]

[dyke-fibers]

i am absolutely haunted by how ugly men are allowed to be and still get hot girlfriends

truly seeing that female socialization in action when these gorgeous women are willing to let these fucking goblins lay hands on them

[sapphic-queen-pauline]

Heterosexuality is not something women are socialized to have.

People are born with their sexualities.

Not all people base their relationships off looks. The best relationships are ones built on mutual love and respect.

You sound like an incel

Not every man is a hideous goblin and not every woman is a gorgeous goddess.

Grow the fuck up

[tomboyjessie13]

Shallow ass bitch, OP I mean.

[justastartrekkie]

[i-eat-dirt-20]

How is he gonna tell command about this one

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[connyhascontrol]

"I beat the game in 30 hours" okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???

[harbingerdiana]

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[chronocrump]

Jason & Friends!

[carbomcoco]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

[carbomcoco]

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

[yesthattoo]

Sometimes "they" are us who got an entire graduate degree for the explicit purpose of saying this stuff where academics might take it seriously.

[demilypyro]

Guys I'm not really doing too well right now.

I just found out that my fated rival who I've spent many years training to defeat one day really only saw me as a minor obstacle in their grand quest.

Sorry if I seem down for a while.

[demilypyro]

My rival has taken me under her wing and is trying to "redeem" me what the fuck

[demilypyro]

Ah fuuuuuck. Hell no. Shit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[prokopetz]

Look, the Star Wars fandom has developed inexplicable fixations on a lot of minor characters over the years, but Boba Fett isn't one of them – that one was 100% explicable.

Picture this: you're a kid in 1978, and a big fan of a little movie called Star Wars that came out the previous year. You've just found out that they're going to be airing a TV special based on the movie around Christmas this year, so of course you tune in. The live-action portions of the special are weird and kind of nothing, but right in the middle there's a nine-minute animated short film focusing on a whole new character you've never heard of before: cool-as-fuck deep space bounty hunter Boba Fett. Obviously, you want to know more – but it turns out that adults hated the special so much that it never airs again. And remember, this was a couple of years before home VCR ownership exploded, so bootleg tapes were hard to come by, and 95% of households lacked the hardware to play them anyway. The animated short, and its title character, become this big cipher, the subject of schoolyard legends spread by the kids who were lucky enough to catch it the one and only time it aired.

Two years later, a proper Star Wars sequel hits theatres, and there he is.

Is it really any wonder?

[seekerbr]

Weirdly enough, there's actually an slightly earlier Boba Fett sighting, in a parade in september 1978 (some months before the Holiday Special).

(source here, plus some more photos and videos)

So yeah, there is a chance someone could have been there (or seen him in this newspaper's coverage of the parade, that had a photo with him), then later seen the Holiday Special, and just believed this guy was going to be super important in the next movie.

[circusheart]

remember when bluetooth was a new technology and "bluetooth guy" aka some generic business dude who's talking on blue tooth all the time, was like a stock character archetype in comedy movies for like 6 years

[aromanticduck]

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.