Bastard Possum

25/bi/a fuckin mess

[bearphomet]

As it happens

I remembered the password to this. Neat

[cybercrimer]

[daunvaliant]

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

[afamineinyourheart]

[silent-calling]

Kirk ghostwrote this

[daunvaliant]

that is the only good reply i have gotten on this post, thank you

[daunvaliant]

this post is gonna get me banned in two weeks, have a nice night everybody. twitter is @DaunValiant

[virgoprivilege]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[nickfuckface]

[nickfuckface]

AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????

[nickfuckface]

If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..

[pietriarchy]

us after the 17th of december

[mimicq]

unlimited blade works

[durbikins]

The tumblr to twitter follower exchange rate is 1 twitter follower for every 1000 tumblr followers

[bearphomet]

Well time to post my twitter again so I may continue screeching at y’all

@babephomet66

[arahir]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[mochabeesnuts]

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

[thesorrovv]

tumblr employee: hey is this draft for the new guidelines okay?

another tumblr employee, head of the Woke department: hmm….you need to change tits to Female Presenting Nipples 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[lavendercaina]

all of tumblr on december 17th

[pegsephone]

but sir that’s my emotional support strap on

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?