welcome to my twisted point of view

mike

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[pissvortex]

[lazypainterjellyfish]

you can't win 'em all. or any of 'em

[nonlynear]

will i eat a nuanceberry? depends

[girlballs-archive]

all dragons are women, fundamentally.

[lazypainterjellyfish]

thought this said "all women are dragons" and I was like. true

[lazypainterjellyfish]

gracie abrams: so what's your character in the salley rooney adaptation? paul mescal: he's sart of like a narmal porson

[lazypainterjellyfish]

why did I give up all my favorite things for lent

[lazypainterjellyfish]

gave up social media for lent but maybe not tumblr

[lazypainterjellyfish]

I nneeeeeed to be scheming more. need to have more plots

[lazypainterjellyfish]

oh yeah I should be on here more. I gave up every other social media for lent

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lazypainterjellyfish]

just quoted this tweet in bed with somebody

[lazypainterjellyfish]

had to check my google calendar to remember whom I was in bed with for on july 26th last year

[pansyfemme]

dude if you keep scrobbling me like that im not going to last. fm

[anyaboz]

The jester had arrived!

For Auction

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lazypainterjellyfish]

just quoted this tweet in bed with somebody

[unhelpfultarot]

o no mr pontiff, I didn't mean it like that!

[unhelpfultarot]

The Magician and The Hierophant

Today's most popular trick is to make an important religious figure disappear.

[lazypainterjellyfish]

NO

[warmsuggestion]

I was driving earlier and I saw a car with a bumper sticker on it that said "The MILF Of Human Kindness" so, of course, I followed the car for miles and miles until I ran out of gas and it just kept driving beautifully away from me.