contemptible blood-pervert

Call me Jock | 1994 | assigned bastard at birth | nazis TERFS zionists and their ilk kys

[ghoulsey]

[aimkid]

Me: Hey Kurapika can you throw this spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks

My roommate Kurapika:

[furryprovocateur]

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

[sharkgirldick]

"Squarting and squelching pusty juice" is still one of the funniest fucking phrases I've ever read.

From this btw.

It just fucking kills me.

[feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[dragongirlsweetie]

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

[hunybody]

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[tentakrule]

FINANCIAL AID NEEDED

I hate to do this, but we're in dire straits right now. I've been in a leg cast and unable to leave the house, and Sasha hasn't gotten any catering gigs in a while, I haven't had many commissions, and we are both in a depressed slump. Getting the essentials for our pantry and keeping on top of the amount of painkillers I've needed while I've been healing has been nearly impossible. None of the food banks that I am registered with will deliver unless I am legally recognized as disabled, and the process for that takes a longer amount of time than I'm expected to be in a cast for.

We desperately need money for groceries and toiletries, and to stock up on staples like rice and flour. If anyone is able to contribute even a few dollars, that would make a world of difference. I will update this post with any amount I receive.

Amount raised: $12.64

Here is my PayPal. Any Canadian pals can also e-transfer to [email protected].

[tentakrule]

I got a small donation, which I'm super grateful for. The reblogs are helping, too!

[2nostrils]

amok

[cilantrhoes]

[fandaniel]

sitting cutely

[cryptidclub]

I watched death race 2000 (1975) for the first time and it ruleddddd

[fuckedelf]

I’m jerking a cum tribute to all tha victims of car crashes

[robinsceramics]

"fishfinder"

image description: a porcelain seal with simple blue fish painted on it. The fish on the seal's right half have black eyes and fins, and the fish on the left are blank silhouettes. The seal's right eye is filled with black, and the left is blank.

[sufjansjoy]

good morning, you already know what tf day it is. let's get it crackin, let's get those cocks crankin, let's never ever die forever