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Hmm...

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outofcoffee;
Very seriously considering bringing this blog back, or perhaps making a Martin... OOoooOOoOOoor making a multi-muse blog that’s the entire Cabin crew.
Hmm...
IT'S AVIATION DAAAY! HOORAY!!
…You were fired from being steward, but they let you tag along on flights anyway? What kind of airline is this?
Oh, no! I wasn't fired! I just failed my exam.
I’ll tell you what, I can definitely imagine ten otters now. made by The Stitchy Button on etsy
littlewingsoficarus' blog has been found
Skip! SKIP!!!!!
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
The sort of emergency requiring a professional opinion, or the sort of ‘we’re-out-of-coffee-grounds’ emergency that happened last time?
IT'S AN EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
I don’t drink coffee.
[He has to bite back a rant about the coffee industry sucking its workforce dry and emptying everyone’s pockets, and not to mention the negative effects caffeine can have on your natural sleep cycle.]
I was told to be here for a flight back to the States. You guys are a private charter, aren’t you? No other passengers?
Nope! Just me. I'm not actually allowed to be the steward anymore so I'm an unusually helpful passenger instead-- What about tea? Coffee's my specialty, but I make great teas.
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Skip! SKIP!!!!!
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
2 need unusually helpful passenger-ing
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Hello! I’m Arthur! Are you here to book a flight with MJN Air? If you are— well, I’m afraid I can’t do that, actually. Y'see, Mum doesn’t let me handle the book keeping. Or drive her car. Or drink coffee after 8pm. Or— Oh! Right! I can make you coffee though!
outofcoffee;
You know, looking at my blog, it deserves a huge seizure warning stamp.
Polar bears are extinct.
.......................what?
[awkward, forced laughter]
That's not a very funny joke.
Ac-- Actually, that's-- a really horrible joke. I don't think I like that one.
SURPRIIIIIISE!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, SKIP!
Oh— gosh! Are those— what is— Wow.
Wow, that’s great, Arthur! I don’t suppose Carolyn would allow…this on Gertie, so um, I’ll, uh, have a…slice. I wonder how Douglas will brag about his Valentine’s escapades this time.
They’re Twinkies! Mum doesn’t let me use the oven so then I got the idea to make this! Except… um, don’t tell Mum, though. I bought six boxes of Twinkies when we were in New York and eight tins of icing.
Oh, I’m sure Douglas will brag lots and lots!
Goodness. That’s … quite an effort, Arthur. And explains quite a lot about certain noises and smells that graced the kitchen last night.
Martin, aren’t you having a slice?
A— a small one, I suppose. I really shouldn’t, I’ve been laying off the…Twinkies. I’ll just have a bite.
Morning, Mum! Martin says we're going to Legos today!
A Valentine from Arthur Shappey himself
SURPRIIIIIISE!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, SKIP!
Oh— gosh! Are those— what is— Wow.
Wow, that’s great, Arthur! I don’t suppose Carolyn would allow…this on Gertie, so um, I’ll, uh, have a…slice. I wonder how Douglas will brag about his Valentine’s escapades this time.
They're Twinkies! Mum doesn't let me use the oven so then I got the idea to make this! Except... um, don't tell Mum, though. I bought six boxes of Twinkies when we were in New York and eight tins of icing.
Oh, I'm sure Douglas will brag lots and lots!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Brilliant! I’ve been practicing and I think I’ve almost got it now.
Oh good. Now start us off. What is the letter B.
Bears! No, wait-- Bravo!
Good morning, chaps! We were out of coffee so I made tea instead. Don't mind the little floaty green bits... So, uh, Skip? Where are we going today?
Ugh, we’re going to Lagos, I’m just about to do the briefing once Carolyn is done assaulting the passengers.
As for the tea, you’re supposed to keep the leaves in the bag. God, I wish there was coffee.
Brilliant! I love Legos!
Sorry, Skip. Since coffee's really strong, I just thought that if I put all the leaves in instead of taking them out like I usually do, then your tea would be really strong too!