BEAR SATAN RRROOOOARRR

Motorcycles, cats, hetalia, cosplay, whatever. This is a personal blog so occasionally contains personal shit. I try to tag for shit but if you need me to tag a specific thing, let me know. Here is a FAQ of stuff that people ask me. var sc_project=10578815; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="62300adc"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[bearsatan]

I have almost one and a half good selfie angles. I needed a headshot picture of myself for something so I took a billion and am narrowing things down but I’m probably using the middle pic because I’m scowling less in that one.

[bearsatan]

So I kind of disappeared off the face of tumblr for a good while. There wasn’t a particular reason, just too many things to keep up with, I think. Anyway, I’m still alive (kind of). Some updates: -been on T for a bit over a year. I’m a bass now. It’s interesting. Has not affected my karaoke game at all. It has opened up a lot of fun options, actually, because it’s very funny to sing stuff like shania Twain and Britney as a bass. -achieved master ranking in cosplay craftsmanship by winning best masters (entered as a journeyman and got bumped up) at nekocon, with Dorian. -had top surgery slightly over a week ago. Can’t wait to get back in the gym because oh boy I am not in beach body shape quite yet. -learned how to make metal armor (it’s a pain in the ass fyi). -finally made Nakago after saying for years I was gonna cosplay him. Idk how often I’m gonna be using tumblr in the future but I’m also on instagram with the same username as here. I usually at least post some pics after conventions so I’m slightly more active over there. If you’re at momocon, MCC, dragoncon, or nekocon this year, come say hi. I’ll be in Dorian at some point for all these cons, so you can find me that way. Ironic that he somehow became my signature cosplay, but life is weird.

[shock]

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[hermannco]

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

[justnoodlefishthings]

Captain Man

[daminwayne]

I got The Mask are you joking jshdjasdc

[inexperiencedexpert]

Conductor Monopoly.

[ainawgsd]

Bandit Rat

[followthebluebell]

The Despicable Rainbow 

the gay agenda was real all along

[emmersdrawberry]

Golden Shark

[lobojoe]

Mr. Rubber Duck

[bearsatan]

Top Wolf

[cng20020-deactivated20191113]

Here are some baby pictures of my cats because I friggin love them. 

[pancakeke]

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

[pancakeke]

these two replies are worrying for different reasons

[keroa]

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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[numahachi]

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[phuiscribbles]

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[jukun]

[valbrandur]

[ddemotivators]

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

[thegreenwolf]

[voicesbyzane]

*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I’ve ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Love comes to those who still love after disappointment, who still believe after betrayal, and who still love after they’ve been hurt.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[candystrippers-deactivated20190]

I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”

The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”

Relatable, kid, relatable.

[fialleril]

We noticed the words minus the 'in-' pattern at my house too and used to make terrible jokes about Darth Cest and their child Darth Bred.

My sister and I had a whole list of these, too:

Darth Vincible

Darth Ebriated

Darth Domitable

Darth Sensitive

Darth Sufferable

Darth Iquitous

Darth Excusable

Darth Corruptible

and my personal favorite

Darth Justice

[fialleril]

Oh wait, I forgot the most important one!

Darth Vertebrate

[setheverman]

what’s the march mood?

[raspberrychainsaw]

You already know what the fuck goin on

[bearsatan]

Fjord spaulder before I put it together. I'm going to use strips of leather underneath and rivet the pieces to that because I already have limited range of motion in my right arm (impingement from broken shoulder) so I need the other to be as mobile as possible. I may do another round of weathering after I put it together.

[sexymotorslifestyle]

[psy-faerie]

DEAD

[chaos-and-cookies]

Make the bots movie!!!!!!

[fuckyeah-battlejackets]

Alright, it’s done! Click on the images to make them much more readable.

I’m REALLY REALLY SORRY FOR THE AWFUL HANDWRITING. SAI doesn’t seem to have a text tool (maybe i’m just a dumbass and didn’t see it) and I only figured out how to make the text look nicer when I was about to finish, and my hand is in way too much pain to fix all the text. So if there’s something you don’t understand, please feel free to message me and I’ll try to clear it up :)

EDIT: I forgot to mention… Make sure to use some good quality heavy thread to ensure minimum breakage and other problems. I don’t think I could give you any names since I don’t really know how thread measurements(?) work in countries other than my own but the people who work at hobby stores should be able to help you.

[metal-battle-jacket]

Forever reblog this.

[caferacersofinstagram]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay! . . . #womenwhoride #croig #caferacersofinstagram #caferacer #vintage

[hobbyhaver]