[bearthecaptain]

hey beautiful. forgetting your tags all by yourself?

personal: #roycan(insert hobby)

cool art and projects: #certified This Fucks

information: #hear ye hear ye

favorites: #sharpest posts in the shed

brain altering: #posts that belong in the cooler

[renxiss]

happy pride and summer!

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[tizzymcwizzy]

writing ace attorney fic adventures

[tizzymcwizzy]

another good one from this morning

[u3pxx]

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[u3pxx]

sorry for drawing women- hmph, foolish of you to be so easily tricked. i would never apologize for drawing women, i'm a feminist like that.

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[naamahdarling]

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i dont think we as a community talk about enough the bit in httyd2 where valka says toothless is hiccup's age. imagine being 14 and those mysterious monsters who are really tiny but really deadly and killed the entire rest of your species finally strike you down. one of them shows up and refuses to kill you. starts feeding you fish and gives you a prosthetic under the condition they get to ride on your back. and you're just like okay this is my best friend now. if anything happens to him im killing everyone on this island and then myself

[broadacre]

Naoki Urasawa & Mai Yoneyama on the Passion of Drawing

[radiofreederry]

[clownboybebop]

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

[oxypill]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[spitblossoms]