this is my house

switching wildly between a dozen different interests, and all around having a great time he/him

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

[markovchaingang]

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

[dogpuppy]

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[our-queer-experience]

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[fool-counter]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

fool count: 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[bobcat-pie]

we were critiquing character designs in class today, when there was a really good one, and someone turned to the artist, holding their laptop. the screen of which just said "WOULD" in big trackpad-drawn letters

[hbmmaster]

namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:

Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that

William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out

Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up

[thereforealiar]

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[jaruis]

Witch Hands Atelier.

[paigeerbcat]

Angry-richeh

[applemelodies]

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life

[gods-weakest-girltwink]

went to cracker barrel with my girlfriend this morning to get breakfast, and they absolutely clocked us as lesbians, cuz they assigned the most lesbian server in the house to our table. the whole time, she was calling the both of us "babe" and "love", when we ordered the biscuits she asked if we liked corn muffins too and said she'd bring us some, and after we got the check and were about to leave she looked me dead in the eye and said "you're real pretty," stunlocked me for like five seconds before i could respond. when we finally got to the car after paying, we checked the receipt and she hadnt charged us for the corn muffins OR FOR THE BISCUITS!!!

cracker barrel was the last place either of us were expecting to get lesbian flirted with, were getting so many gay encounters these past two days

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.