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20/f//English/procrastinator extraordinaire/grammar geek/wannabe polyglot/general nuisance My blog is usually comprised of fandom/funny/geeky/lefty stuff, but it varies a lot. My askbox is always open for anything (not a come-on, I swear...)

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why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

[sucr0siroad]

@aliens come to brazil

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[salty--alien]

I collaborated with my amazing friend, @theartofdoctorwho! She drew the lineart (and isn’t it the most gorgeous thing ever?) whereas I did the background and coloured it.

Here’s a bit of adorable nine/rose for you dash! <3

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[qwertyprophecy]

Taxi for Sherlock Holmes

[weirdbuzzfeed]

I can’t believe the Blue Man Group straight-up murdered one of our employees.

[buzzfeed]

RIP in peace, Tom. You will be missed.

[stxticquakes-blog]

“RIP in peace, Tom” = Rest in Peace in peace Tom.

Wow you guys. Buzzfeed 2016 everyone.

[adulthoodisokay]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rip-in-peace

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~memes~

[sarahseeandersen]

[frie-nds]

[petyrbaelishs]

Sophie Turner answers fan questions at #GoTPremiereLA

[mayorofdunktown]

the cursed child plot is the worst thing ive read in my entire life please read it i’m losing my mind

[zevri]

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“She tells him to get back to school or he’s going to ruin Voldemort Day.”

[fearcutsdeeper]

Highlights: (note, this won’t tell you the plot, it’s just a collection of quotes)

“Every conversation in this alternate reality ends by people crossing their wrists and saying: For Voldemort and valor.” kay

“Every girl at Hogwarts is hoping Scorpius—known as the Scorpion King—will ask them to the Blood Ball. The other kids do his homework.” The… Scorpion King… I am 95% sure that I have literally read that in fanfic?

“They explain they had created an alternative universe in which Cedric’s Triwizard humiliation turned him into an angry young man, who became a Death Eater and eventually killed Neville Longbottom, helping to usher in an era of the Dark Lord.”  We… we are talking about Cedric Diggory, aren’t we? Jesus

“Craig, another student from Hogwarts, rushes up to say the whole school is looking for them. Delphie kills him instantly.” OH NO NOT CRAIG!

“This can only mean one thing: Voldemort had a daughter!” ~BUT OF COURSE!~ I cannot believe-

“Harry volunteers to transfigure into Voldemort” lmaoooooooo

“Harry promises Albus he’ll be a better dad. He confesses that he’s not such a perfect figure. Says he’s afraid of the dark, small spaces… and pigeons.” I hope Rita isn’t still around… “Harry Potter Reveals Deepest Fear! More at 10!”

[earlysea]

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

[sadgrl]

[hugh-dancy-archived]

christina grimmie was only 22 when some dick decided to shoot her for no apparent reason whatsoever and kill himself afterwards in her fucking concert. no one is safe anymore you can’t even enjoy music without the fear of someone shooting you? america, change your fucking laws.

[lovelyjustbreathe]

and to all those who say: “Now is not the time to politicize her death by discussing gun control.” I ask exactly WHEN would be the right time? How many more innocent lives must be lost before it’s “the right time” to wake up and admit this country has a gun problem?

[goodassdog]

[sillydicemaze]

One of us only tells lies and one of us only tells the truth.  You may ask one question.

[catzgba]

who is a good boy

[aceofbooks-blog1]

My cat was so beautiful earlier

[mostlyv01d]

I feel like rly upbeat songs with depressing lyrics are like the musical equivalent of adding ‘lmao’ to the end of a negative statement so no one takes it too serously

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I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.