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Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

fics where they both think it’s unrequited pining

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

How dare you snap my sword in two? You’ve got a lot a nerve! I’m going to kill you!

“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

«There is something wrong with this house. It doesn’t feel like home but I want to stay.» I wish you a spooky Halloween >:)

*:･ﾟ✧ some spooky ghost types for halloween🎃

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

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