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@beastofgilchrist
Just realized I never did this, so
Rules of this blog.
1. No bullying.
2. No being -phobic.
For NSFW content, head on over to my side-blog @crests-playground
If Tumblr goes down, here's my Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Beast-of-Gilchrist/
Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
New tag game
Post five villains and tag how many you like
@amethyst-raptor06 @adm-starblitzsteel-4305 @lionpatriot13 @howlingday @itsupermanti @bssaz97 @laserdog10 @hrodvitnon @rocknroll7575
Solid choice, @gorillageek27
(Technically 6+, but still five images~!)
Tagging @noneatnonedotcom @epic-arc @sketchfan85 @spectralpixelsredone @intooned @itsouttherenow @itsupermanti @infoglitch @palaceofpassion and everyone else who finds this!
@prfctcellrulz @airebeam @ironbloodaika @roninkairi @autumnfurry @ao-shima @beastofgilchrist
(I know minecraft slimes are more or less just wild animals, but still. Also, do twist villains count?)
@cloverofhope @cerberus56 @mrros-e @emmasmoke8
The gang has one rule that they all follow (yes even the twins), no one that is currently on the edge is allowed to say anything along the lines of it’s been a slow/quiet day
Viggo living on the Edge after being redeemed and after seeing all the crazy, dangerous, and insane shenanigans the gang gets up to he just turns to Hiccup and asks ‘how did you deal with this and fight me at the same time?’ As the twins are setting Snotlout on fire in the background
*Loads shotgun remorsefully.*
Shouldn't've left these in the comments, friends.
Rules: List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people.
Emu Hojo (Kamen Rider) Taiya Hando (Super Sentai) Mythra (Xenoblade) Chris Yukine (Symphogear) Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo) Frieren (Frieren) Maomao (Apothecary Diaries) Akane Shinjo (Gridman) Estelle Bright (Trails) Ryofu Housen (Ikkitousen) (Just off the top of my head)
Tagged by: @asexxxualerotica @yeanothersideblog
Tagging: @rpking99 @pugsbone @freeusemuses @itashiro-hitsuchiha @sexy-citadel @autumnfurry @delugedecade @teamfireforce @a-fantastic-time @howlingday
Just name-dropping? Aight.
Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Nora Valkyrie (RWBY)
Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Superman (DC)
The Incredible Hulk (Marvel)
Jecka (Class of '09)
Soundwave (Transformers)
Juri Han (Street Fighter)
@noneatnonedotcom @sketchfan85 @gorillageek27 @epic-arc @cheeseeater2 @misterlazer @decreare @lar-mx @r3dj3st3r @intooned and everyone else who sees this~!
1.Eijiro Kirishima/Red Riot 2.Killer Croc 3.Rigby 4.Moxxie 5.Peter Parker/Spider-man 6.Krillin 7.Rouge the Bat 8.Elena 9.Mikey (TMNT) 10.Dib Membrane
@roninkairi @hesjayrich @ironbloodaika @carnyreborn @ao-shima @prfctcellrulz @airebeam @rwac96 @beastofgilchrist @itsupermanti
Tagged by @sketchfan85
1. Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)
2. Lute (Monster Hunter: Stories, not Hazbin Hotel)
3. Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
4. Ernie Brown Jr. AKA The Turtleman (Call Of The Wildman)
5. Eli Shane (Slugterra)
6. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
7. Jeremy Wade (River Monsters)
8. Luffy (One Peice)
9. Sonic The Hedgehog
10. Dan Kuso (Bakugan)
@cloverofhope @cerberus56 @mrros-e @kawaiibunny1998 @skylernightmare @emmasmoke8 @9reydau @twilightown @calledforhelp @herakleschild
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
reblog to throw tomatoes at people who harass/shame others over fiction.
also reblog to give fanfic writers the love and courage to write whatever they want—however they want—forever.
Don’t think any of my followers are German nor do I think my followers actually exist, but spreading for visibility anyways
This is actually a fairly common practice for fascists. Never tear down their propaganda with your bare hands, always use a pocket knife or something
Yeah this has been happening in America too, if you can then I recommend bringing your own anti-nazi stickers to put over the nazi ones
Please be careful, the world is a crazy place!
In addition, wheatpasted posters can contain fine shards of glass mixed up in the glue. In general it is safe to assume that removing street art with your bare hands can result in injury, especially if the art is politically motivated, but fascists in particular have zero qualms about hurting people who try to tear down their propaganda.
carry bumper stickers. Planned parenthood, the trevor project, one of the million refugee funds, hell, funny jokes and pictures of animals. If you can’t tear this shit down, hide it with hope.
i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
What If...? Danny was summoned into MHA? But not by a Villain.
Danny was summoned by a Younger Fumikage Tokoyami and Dark Shadow. They initially thought it'd be cool to summon the 'Ghost King' with all his edginess. I'd say he must be around 9 or 10 years old.
He summons Danny, freaks out over it - with Danny as well freaking out. Cause like, that's a child. With a Bird Head.
Some small shenanigans happen with Danny and Tokoyami calming down and talking to each other. The Ghost Zone has screwy timezones, so Danny has only been gone for about like maybe 5 minutes when he's been chatting with Tokoyami for an hour.
They become friends and such, with Danny liking the small kid. He basically gives the kid his 'Speed-Dial' summoning circle to call the kid if he's in danger or if he wants to hang out.
This pretty much SPEDRUN Tokoyami and Dark Shadow's whole edginess phase. Not to mention the extra training thanks to Johnny. Que years later, 15 year old Tokoyami is much more skilled and well-equipped.
He and Danny still talk often, being summoned and such. And Danny is proud of the kid! He's done so well! And Danny hasn't been slacking off either, he's now 26 years old cause again, Ghost Zone time shenanigans, and achieved Peace.
But then the USJ happens.
And Tokoyami is in danger.
Don't worry everyone, he knows someone who can help.
Que Tokoyami and Dark Shadow summing Eldritch Ghost King Danny who's ready to save his charge from the big bad Nomu and - what the fuck, that shit is NOT supposed to be alive.
And now, enter Shenanigans with Danny acting as Tokoyami's adopted Guardian as the Ghost King, and chilling in MHA and cheering him on while protecting him and others!
I ccan just imagine Danny cheering tokoyami on in the sport festival while Tokoyami either preens like a bird with dark shadow or poofs up in embarrassment while dark shadow preens on their own!
Just so cute!
Make it funnier is that Danny is in Eldritch mode, cheering him on. And Tokoyami understands everything, but everyone else just hears static, clicking, and the sounds of eldritch noises.
Everyone is watching on in horror and abject terror, whilst Dark Shadow and Tokoyami are preening,
OH! I THOUGHT ABOUT THE ELDRICH THING TOO BUT YOU'RE SUCH A GENIUS WITH THE SOUNDS!
Just Danny, being a vaugely humanoid god, And cheering his baby on!
Can we make it a one step further? What if because of his skill this Tokoyami wins his match and Danny starts cheering again.
The crowd is assaulted with loud screeching, clicking whispering and other unidentifiable sounds. And the only thing that could POSSIBILLY be understood is a Loud and proud parent-ive "That's my boy!"
Danny just channeling his inner Jack Fenton and cheering like Tokoyami just won the olympics!
Even in his eldrich form some of the crowd and most of Tokoyami's class can understand that that's a proud parent. Or at least a proud mentor. Also, what if like in the USJ Danny dealt with the nomu VERY fast.
So fast that Most of the class mates couldn't understand what's going on.
After all the rush and after all the pro's arrived class 1a watched as Tokoyami (who was being fussed over because he got a bruise while fighting low level villains) and this... Big thing? Person? It's probably a person, right? (It's at least vaguely person-shaped. You can't really tell from the other side of the USJ.) being escorted for an interrogation.
The fact is! That no one in class 1a had really seen what Tokoyami's guardian looked like besides a siluete. AND NOW? NOW THEY SEE. PRETTY MUCH SO! HE'S SITTING ON THE SAME PART OF THE STADION WITH THEM!
NOW THEY CAN SAFELY SAY THEY WILL NEVER DOUBT TOKOYAMI AGAIN.
HE WAS RIGHT. HE'S GUARDIAN IS A KING OF GHOSTS, PROTECTOR OF THE HELPLESS, TYRANTS BAYNE OR WHATEVER HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY!
Midoria looks so stunned at Danny that he doesn't even analyse the match! The manic look starts to spread across his face and his pupils start to look like cartoonish stars as he stares and his new victim of the future analysis. Denki (after his own match), white as a sheet of printing paper, looks and whispers in what seems to be awe, horror and existential dread
'I think I just saw the birth of a star in his eyes. In the eyes on his arm'
to Kirishima who looks just as shocked and seems to be leaning on Denki for support. 'I saw it too dude..' he answers in a very brave and very very quiet voice.
I LOVE your detail about Danny WILLINGLY going with the Cops to be interrogated. He's the Ghost King, and he's been in the MHA World for 5 Years thanks to Tokoyami.
He knows what they have, and he's already tested that he's immune to all of them. They don't do jack shite, and even better, Danny 'Little Shit' Fenton could pull the whole,
"I'm a King, you cannot arrest me."
And then show the interrogators - being Aizawa, who he saved and Tasukauchi by heading into the Ghost Zone and they all suddenly believe him.
Danny comes back fussing over Tokoyami and Dark Shadow, without the Class hounding them. And by the time he does show up for the Sports Festival, OH BOY.
Bakugo would be pissed he lost, but at the same time - looking at the fact that Tokoyami's teacher is ... whatever THAT is, would Bakugo be THAT salty about it?
He probably would, but like, a TINY bit less.
Everyone is just terrified, but also can 100% identify this is just a VERY proud Guardian being just a LITTLE BIT loud. And by loud, I mean making sounds that sounds like Black Holes being made, Stars exploding and being born, etc.
And should Tokoyami win?
Oh boy, Danny's gonna be pulling out all the stops by basically creating an entire Shooting Star, Celebration, The Skeleton Army showing up - and Tokoyami and Dark Shadow would be SO embarrassed.
Aizawa is getting a MIGRANE just looking at the madness.
Nedzu is CACKLING.
All Might looks like he might faint.
Danny's had experience with Ellie, he's gonna be a good parent! Everyone, party in the Ghost Zone!
And suddenly Danny invites the Students - and those who can join into Danny's castle and just--
Class 1A is so intrigued and terrified and just DAMN.
Tokoyami and Dark Shadow only get stronger thanks to them being Liminal as well! Being next to Danny like that pretty much has that effect, and training in the Ghost Zone does that.
How much more does this change MHA? Would Tokoyami not lose control of Dark Shadow at the Summer Camp? Would he be able to fly earlier on? It's PERFECT.
And Danny?
Danny is the PROUDEST PARENT EVER.
It's been a little less than a week since the spot festival.
And he's not gonna lie He Loved it.
Everyone was doing their best and even if not everyone had the results they wanted, everyone was happy in the end! (Well.. Except Kachan, he was... Yeah... It seems he will have a grudge against Tokoyami for a while...)
And that's if we don't count the sheer shock of everyone at meeting Tokoyami's mentor!
Danny (as he asked to be called) even answered most of his questions and seemed to be impressed by his analysis (even if he said that his 'powers' didn't work as he speculated)!
In the end it was a VERY shocking day.
But it was also one of the most interesting and fun days too! (let's be honest, Izuku didn't have that many good days in his life.)
But now as he and his classmates are standing there, on the property of UA, with MOST of their teachers. Waiting for the transport Danny-san said would be there in next 5 minutes.
He... He finds himself hesitating.
He- he's not gonna lie to himself, he's freaking out on the inside.
He's going to a classmate's party! The party IN THE UNDERWORLD!
He thinks he's justified in freaking out a bit right now.
And he can see he's not the only one.
Not all of his classmates are here, not all of them decided to go to the party and Danny reasonably understood. But even the one's that are there look extremely nervous!
THE TEACHERS TOO!
Aizawa-sensei looks on edge and is in his hero costume.
Yamada-sensei talking a bit louder then usual, his smile is a bit crooked and his body language is much stiffer then usual.
Allmight is here too! Even if in his de-powered form. He said he abd Nedzu decided that they can't leave most of the class in another dimension without a powerhouse like Allmight. Even if he would have to reveal his secret to his students if something happens. (And he didn't want to leave his boy alone in such an unpredictable place as another fricking dimension!)
Nemuri-sensei and most of the teachers are here too, as is principal Nedzu.
Out of everyone, only Nedzu doesn't look on edge. He looks confident and... Almost relaxed...?
Before him or any of his friends can talk to each other and try to release some nerves, a Huge neon-green portal opens up the size of 4 cars stacked on top of each other!
Everyone immediately tenses even more and in front of them a mix of what looks like a carriage and a futuristic train pulled on several skeletal horses, with pink flames instead of mains, come out of it.
And the first of the (carriages?? Train carriages??)'s door opens and Danny-san himself walks out with a smile.
"The transport is here!" he says with half of the sentence is like being made out of the static, but most understand what he's saying. He looks a bit less eldritch - horrory and a bit more human. (as in when he's being emotional he's becoming more eldritch. Right now he's happy that his baby won such a big tournament! But he's not ready to jump out of his skin in exitement anymore. Tho he is still excited for the party his charge is going to have)
"Phantom-san! It's nice of you to go get us yourself!" says principal Nedzu while walking forward to Danny-san. Looking like he's going on a walk in the park.
"Oh it's fine. You needed a guide anyway and everyone i could trust with transporting you are fussing over and praising Fumikage right now." Danny-san answered with what seems to be a fondness. In the same static-filled voice.
"Oh and who were they might I ask?" starts the new conversation Nedzu while gesturing to the teachers to start to load students in. On as if on que the door on each carriage opens to reveal a pretty comfortable seats inside, it looks like a mix between the inside of s-class in a plane and a inside of the 17th century carriage. Each carriage having space for approximately 4 people each and a small table in the middle. (each table has 4 copies of some kind of devices)
"Oh and before all of you sit down, there sre small devices on each table. Just put them on one of your ears. It will make you understand my people easier. And for those without standart ears, on the under side they have a sticker you can peel off and just stick onto your neck or head. Or you can just hold them." Says Danny-san somehow already sitting in his carriage with principal Nedzu beside him. And principal Nedzu looks like he already stuck the translator?? onto the collar of his dress-shirt.
THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF.
And I COMPLETELY forgot about everyone else! I need them to all show up, and see the OTHER very obviously Eldritch Entities here.
Imagine during the Party - they arrive, in front of the MASSIVE Castle that looks a mix of a freaking Sci-Fi World and just a regular Castle in a big, giant ass-green world filled with purple islands and doors.
Add onto the literal HELL KNIGHT greeting them (Fright Knight being a Bro) and leading them inside and suddenly they are all assaulted by FIVE other Eldritch Entities.
Sam Manson, the New Ancient of the Green dressed in black and green and basically looks badass. Green, all of that stuff. Undergrowth's Daughter. Sounds like soul getting dug up, and plants growing.
Tucker Foley, Reincarnation of Duul-Aman, and the Ancient of Modern Technology. All in his Egyptian Garb, and his Mummified Guards. Sounds like code.
Ellie Phantom, Ancient of Freedom and - my personal headcanon - Wearing a Pirate's Outfit to pretty much say she's a rebel and goes wherever she damn well pleases all while exploring every inch of the world. She sounds like Water Splashing. Water Core Ellie!
Dan Phantom - looks like fucking SISYPHUS PRIME but with clothes and the uh, lacking of the freaking SUN for a face. Dressed in Greek Garb, and looks extremely badass.
Jazz Fenton, who looks the most NORMAL - But that's the thing, she looks TOO normal. Just small inconsistensies that fit her perfectly, TOO perfectly. And she's ready to Psychoanalyze everyone.
Everyone is instantly tense, only for Dark Shadow to pop up and call out - "UNCLES! AUNTIES!"
And everyone just BLUESCREENS as the Eldritch Monstrosities pretty much coo at Dark Shadow and they pat him, and look at the other kids and teachers like, 'These are your friends? Aww, they're so precious!'
Midoryia is muttering a MILE A MINUTE. Kirishima and Denki are in shock, Mina is just squealing at how cute they are. Jiro is just being assaulted by SO MUCH NOISE but at the same time, can understand them easily.
Meanwhile the Heroes are having a breakdown at the fact that one of their Students is apparently a fucking Godchild and the NEPHEW of a few fucking GODS.
Nedzu is having the time of his LIFE. Aizawa needs so much fucking Aspirin for this shit, All-Might keeps coughing up blood - woah dude, you good there? Why the fuck are there so many souls attached to you and that green-haired-child? - Nemuri is admiring the place and so on.
And so, with introductions outta the way,
LET THE PARTY COMMENCE!
I would say that that Tokoyami and Shadow were already at the party when Danny showed up to pick the rest of the class up. From Danny's perspective, it's like picking up the friends of your kid to drive them to a sleep over/a hangout at your place. Sure Tokoyami doesn't LIVE there but he visits Danny so much that He might aswell be. Tho I do like the Idea of class turning to Tokoyami and just AGGRESSIVELY ASKING QUESTIONS. And Shadow answering for Tokoyami because they are eager to talk about their family (tokoyami too but he's quieter and speaks in middle school syndrome tm). Tho I do think they would not be as... shocked?
No they will be shocked 100% but they would probably recover much much quicker. I mean... they met Danny. What did they expect?
I think only half of the class probably still will be shocked.
Other half will calm down quickly because... well the were going to the fricking afterlife. And they did swear to take everything Tokoyami says to them at least at face value.
Teachers would probably already know that 'hey I'm a king of another dimention that is coincidentaly THE AFTERLIFE' other there is a god. They were the ones that fucking interrogated him. (well them and police but who fucking maters more in the story?) So they WILL BE very much shocked by how strange everything is and only for like... a moment? Nedzu had used his 'sensetivity training' on them. They do not blick at anything 'strange' as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Plus, They would be suspicious, if only chimera had any sighs of being on edge, or behaving like he's anywhere but on vacation ,AT ALL.
In the end Izuku will be the first to have fun (aka vibrate in place with stars in his eyes and take out a note book) but will be joined pretty quickly by everyone else.
They will have fun.
Happy Pride/Mental Health Awareness month!!!
hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage. (for future editing convenience i am just linking my blog post on dreamwidth.)
✨ good places to find art reference that are not full of AI trash 🌈
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I have been despairing as it is so hard now to find references and photos of succulents and other things for my designs!! T_T
