ikeoji aficionado

Silver. 21+. minors dni. i am that one writer on ao3 that writes nothing but ranpo/dazai. please stop calling them souheki i'm begginggjf. (read here.)

[beastranpo]

my name is silver! welcome to my blog or something, it’s been years since i used tumblr so here are a few things to know!

🌼 they/them pronouns, he/him is also accepted if we’re close or your language has no gender-neutral option.

🌼 日本語と英語を話します.

🌼 I translate a lot of Ranpo things! (My translations can be seen here.)

🌼 i am 21+.

🌼 read this page before bothering to follow me.

🌼 i am the dazai/ranpo guy you have most likely heard about anywhere ever, yes. i am that rchimedes on ao3.

🌼 talk to me about daran/ranzai any day ever, i very much encourage it!

🌼 no, dazai and ranpo’s ship name is not souheki. please read this.

🌼 stan daran/ranzai for an improved quality of life! ♥

[hemipenal-system]

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

[patricia-taxxon]

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

[patricia-taxxon]

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

[elamimax]

"I won't perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed" is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[darkcomedies]

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

[darkcomedies]

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[s1ningyyy]

spoilers ⚠️

"You're bound to get yourself killed."

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[valtsv]

real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

[areax]

Jed portrayed the shapeshifting alien taking the form of a Norwegian dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Jed was half-wolf, half Canadian malamute, and according to Carpenter, was an excellent animal actor—after becoming familiar with the cast and crew, he would not look at the camera, crew, or dolly during scenes. Jed’s quiet manner perfectly reflected the alien’s unsettling nature. Jed would go on to act in a few other movies, and lived on his trainer Clint Rowe’s animal sanctuary until his death at age eighteen—quite old for a dog of his breed.

[devnaut]

literally where is his oscar

[yahinata]

[kabukeo]

a bunch of new HNDR merch preorders are available until the end of june at my shop :)