feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ i think you have the wrong number. ”
“ i’m sorry, i guess i dialed the wrong number. ”
“ wait, wait, don’t hang up. ”
“ i wanna talk to you for a second. ”
“ why don’t you wanna talk to me ? ”
“ you tell me your name, i’ll tell you mine. ”
“ do you like scary movies ? ”
“ what’s your favourite scary movie ? ”
“ i like that movie, it was scary. ”
“ the first one was but the rest sucked. ”
“ you got a boyfriend ? ”
“ you wanna ask me out on a date ? ”
“ i wanna know who i’m looking at. ”
“ that’s not what you said. ”
“ i thought we were gonna go out. ”
“ you _________ again, i’ll gut you like a fish, understand ? ”
“ is this some kind of joke ? ”
“ can you handle that ? ”
“ i am two seconds away from calling the police. ”
“ you should never say ‘who’s there ?’ don’t you watch scary movies ? it’s a death wish. ”
“ i’m getting scared, i’m shakin’ in my boots. ”
“ i wouldn’t do that if i were you ! ”
“ here’s how we play. i ask a question, if you get it right ? they live. ”
“ come on, it’ll be fun. ”
“ i’m sorry, that’s the wrong answer ! ”
“ hey, we’re not finished yet. ”
“ it occurred to me that i’ve never snuck through your bedroom window. ”
“ the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you. ”
“ see what you do to me ? ”
“ i appreciate the romantic gesture. ”
“ my god, you’re just a tease. ”
“ they’re interrogating the entire school. ”
“ the killer could easily be female. ”
“ how do you gut someone ? ”
“ what are you saying, that i killed them ? ”
“ i’m gonna gut your ass in a second, kid. ”
“ scary night, isn’t it ? ”
“ it’s like right out of a horror movie or something. ”
“ i like that thing you’re doing with your voice, it’s sexy. ”
“ oh come on you know i don’t watch that shit. ”
“ they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can’t act who’s always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. ”
“ are you alone in the house ? ”
“ the question isn’t ‘who am i ?’ the question is where am i ? ”
“ oh yeah ? well i call your bluff. ”
“ can you see me right now ? ”
“ do you wanna die, _____ ? ”
“ the killer’s here he’s in the house. ”
“ super bitch, you are so cool. ”
“ he was destined to have a flaw, i knew he was too perfect. ”
“ it’s never gonna stop, is it ? ”
“ you’re not so sure anymore, are you ? ”
“ this is a mistake, i shouldn’t be here. ”
“ someone was there, someone tried to kill me. ”
“ i think it’s time you got over that. ”
“ i am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence. ”
“ fairness would be to rip ( your / their ) insides out, hang ( you / them ) from a tree so we can expose ( you / them ) for the heartless, desensitized little shit that ( you / they ) are. ”
“ homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. ”
“ you’re not supposed to be here. ”
“ i’m so buff i got you covered, girl. ”
“ you’re such a little lapdog. ”
“ he’s got killer printed all over his forehead. ”
“ everybody’s a suspect. ”
“ how do we know you’re not the killer ? ”
“ what would be your motive ? ”
“ whenever he touches me i just can’t relax. ”
“ sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you. ”
“ should i be worried ? ”
“ you wanna play psycho-killer ? can i be the helpless victim ? ”
“ please don’t kill me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel. ”
“ first time for everything. ”
“ only virgins can do that, don’t you know the rules ? ”
“ there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. ”
“ i don’t think you’re that bad. ”
“ we all go a little mad sometimes. ”
“ what’s the matter ? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ”
“ did they ever decide why hannibal lecter liked to eat people ? don’t think so. ”
“ it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ”
“ now you gotta die, those are the rules. ”
“ i guess i got a little too zealous, huh ? ”
“ movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative. ”
“ i’m feelin’ woozy here ! ”
“ uh - houston, we have a problem here. ”
“ works better without the safety on. ”
“ i think i’m dyin’ here man. ”
“ peer pressure, i’m far too sensitive. ”
“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”
“ i always had a thing for ya. ”
“ i never thought i’d be so happy to be a virgin. ”
“ this is the moment the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare. ”
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