[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

anyone have any got damn idea whats goin on?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[anorable]

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

[90s90s90s]

[trekupmysleeve]

This scene actually works better as stills

[bilightzone]

one thing abt the whole ariana grande sexuality situation that I think people are forgetting:

ariana watched her brother come out and get immediately exiled by a religious institution as well as their own family members. for those of you that never grew up in a religious/conservative household or never saw homophobia up close— that mess is extremely scarring to see at a young age and can often warp someone’s view of acceptable self expression.

also, you don’t know ariana grande & she owes you nothing.

[cute-overload]

[unimpressedcats]

the ol’ razzle dazzle 

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

[sethswan]

[standpoor]

i love the baby christmas stealer

[dragongirltitties]

no sideblogs we create an incoherent jumble of content like men

[2headedsnake]

[anuspatrol]

i walk a lonely road

[kitty]

[kurdtkoebain-deactivated2013062]

[fuckyahumor]

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dulcet-xo]

[kevingetem]

[thursday]

[soorayray]

Highkey they ain’t have to do that, squidward wasn’t shit.

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid