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❤️jon christianson❤️

[4w-k]

all time favorite quote c:

[captoring]

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

[biphoenix]

actually it’s sholder er suer sould

[dulect]

that suet part always gets me

[birdonahotdog]

this is one of my favorite tweets of all time

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[micdotcom]

And the list goes on …

[wilwheaton]

It is *destroying* Cheeto Hitler that nobody who is worth a damn wants to be present for, or perform at, his inauguration. Good. Fuck him and his illegitimate presidency. I hope he’s miserable.

[eponinetheunafraid]

Ok with this being said, I’d like to speak in defense of one of the groups that is performing for the inauguration.

The Rockettes are being hired out to perform for him. These girls actively cannot turn down the job without being blacklisted from dancing. We shouldn’t be angry with those girls, who are trying to survive and live their dream and make an honest living, but rather the asshat who’s hiring them out, who I’ve heard has at least some connection to Trump, being a major Mogul who runs the agency that schedules performances for different dance companies and so on in NY.

So I’m sorry if anyone disagrees, but I feel really bad for the Rockettes, because I have a friend who is being forced to perform at the inauguration if she wants to continue being part of the literal 1.4% of dancers in NYC to actually have a paying job they can live off of, and I know many of those girls are in the same situation, just doing what they have to to keep their jobs.

So if you want to be angry, be angry at Trump and at the guy who is selling out the Rockettes for his inauguration. But please, do not boycott the Rockettes for this. They’re hardworking, talented women who don’t deserve to be shunned by their audiences just because they can’t do anything to refuse this job and still make a living to survive.

[cortney]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

2017 starting on a positive note

[mouseremote147863456]

2 0 1 6 (insp.)

[governmentputa]

This year was wild af wow

[boopifer]

Pretty sure this is the sequel to ‘we didn’t start the fire’

[ferrantes]

[madilik]

current mood

[beachdeath]

imagine being a han/leia shipper in 1983 and you’ve spent three years hearing from the luke/leia shippers how there’s no chance of han/leia happening because han’s probably dead now and besides the empire strikes back literally ended with luke and leia holding each other and staring into deep space so like obviously you’re an idiot for shipping han/leia and you need to get with the winning team… and then imagine going into that movie… and walking out of that movie… imagine that level of schadenfreude and personal satisfaction

[fantasyrizzo]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when luke/leia happens tomorrow

[pineandthistle]

Holy shit. 

[approach]

Just jump

[quebroma]

[officialfrenchtoast]

me as a parent.

[destinyrush]

If you are not white in America, they’re going to criminalize you even though you’re actually a news reporter and carry expensive equipment. 

[zackisontumblr]

getting real tired of not having anyone to kiss on NYE

[sirenedeti]

I thought u were talking about Bill Nye for a sec

[zackisontumblr]

getting real tired of not having any Nyes to kiss

[sarcasticemo]

BILL BILL BILL BILL

[chefpyro]

So when’s Rogue 2 coming out

[adurot]

1977

[1st-1]

[jakegyllenhaal]

That’s the girl whose voice you heard and loved. She’s the real star of the picture, Kathy Selden!

Singin’ in the Rain (1952) dir. Gene Kelly & Stanley Donen

[approach]

Loserstfu: Pretend Life