A CATECHISM OF DEBAUCHERY

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

[riben-deactivated20230922]

im like one of the grandparents who doesn’t get up in charlie and the chocolate factory

[hangsawoman]

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[marisatomay]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[depsidase]

[adropofhumanity]

[fairycosmos]

what if im not medically depressed what if im just a massive lazy cunt and big loser

[treecitysessions]

[guccixcucci]

Bree Runway supremacy

[neshamama]

photos of palestinian artist duniyana al-amour's room, where she was killed by israeli strike at the age of 22.

adnan, father of duniyana al-amour (2000-2022), sits among her drawings in her damaged room which was hit by an israeli strike, east of khan yunis, in the southern gaza strip, monday, august 10, 2022. al-amour's drawings in her damaged room after shrapnel tore through her bedroom during Israel's surprise opening salvo, hours before militants fired any rockets.

“i am not making anything amazing. i am merely trying, amidst this isolation, to make life bearable.” - al-amour on her work

[vedurnan-archive]

Who is apjvff? What is their story?

ok you have to use your imagination for this. tumblr is like a meadow. some of us are rabbits, some of us are mice, pigeons. stay focused. so apjvff is like the owl flying over the land with a beautiful smile

[2well2water]

it's so fucking crazy how defensive people get when you criticize like anything to do with the beauty industry. you point out that it's predatory and sucky to sell women new insecurities and people come crawling out of the woodwork screaming "well i LIKE wearing makeup every day i LIKE shaving i LIKE freezing the muscles in my face" okay well that's so awesome for you that you don't want to examine why you do the things you do or who benefits from you doing them. you are a BEAUTIFUL tar pit congratulations

[olxwxa]

JADE for THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY (out September 12th, 2025)

[spitblaze]

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

all that bimbo girl dinner girl math “i’m too pretty to understand the economy” passenger princess shit is not subversive. it does not make men mad. it is not reclamation. the joke is on you. they are laughing at you, not with you, and the tradition of women who play to men’s most heinous views of women in order to get a bag is long and established. these women are apart of that legacy no matter what idiotic, hyperonline choice feminism spin they try to give it. it is never and never will be progressive to treat women as though we are naturally incompetent and incapable