[jayalvarrez]

[block]

[insight-jd]

[winterfellis]

[rani-padmavati]

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace at the MET Gala 2018

[lightbones]

[distant-traveller]

[athizria]

[skarchomp]

when nothing bad has happened yet but the Brain Problems decide you need to be in a sour mood

[pleatedjeans]

via

[tayintheflesh-deactivated201707]

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

[queenwhiskey]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[thedeskofdrychris]

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[serious]

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

[spiletta42]

And most importantly, keep calling them FBI agents, that’s what’ll really grind on those NSA agents’ nerves.

[iambrillyant]

“women like you don’t exist by mistake. women like you are walking scriptures. you could let heartache harden you, but you remain soft anyways, and that’s a testimony in itself.”

iambrillyant

[festisbeiumocanavarum-deactivat]

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

[babyanimalgifs]

me: i’m not clingy me ten minutes later: