Just a horde of cats stuffed into a leather jacket. AuDHD | 23 | They/Them | 🏳️🌈 | Polytheist I derive my excitement from BG3, IWTV, & The Magnus Protocol. MASTERLIST AO3
All works (or theories) are my own, original writing! (Any established characters I borrow, are not mine.)
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Last Updated: April 25th, 2024
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Crowley & Aziraphale
Theories Heaven’s Number - The Coffee Theory - Assorted
Drabbles
“Do you know—the only reason why I would have agreed to be an angel (again)?”
Morpheus, Dream of The Endless
Oneshots I Never Knew Daylight Could Be So Violent Endlessly Devoted - Hopeless Surrender
Series
A Single Dream, A Thousand Realities / A Waking Dream, A Dreadful Nightmare / An Endless Dream, A Ghost of A Smile
Summary: Death asks her brother a favor. [AO3]
Drabbles
“What do you think of when we’re apart?” - “You will not beg for anything, not from me.”
Steven Grant, Marc Spector, Jake Lockley, Layla El Faouly, & Khonshu
Oneshots A God, a Mercenary, and a Gift-Shopist - Sunset
Awkward Beginnings - The Dating Problem - Tension
Violent Desires - A Night to Remember - The Choice - Scars 
Surrounded By Every Lie - Sacrifice - Forgotten - Firsts
Series
Double the Trouble / Reflections / Of Gods and Men
White Lies / Afterlife [Completed]
Summary: You’ve been friends with Marc your whole life, always secretly wishing you could be something more. So when he goes missing for months and suddenly turns up at your door asking you to help make sure one of his alters, ‘Steven’, doesn’t find out about the mess his life has become—of course you say yes. But what does that mean for you and Marc? Especially, when you’ve started to fall in love with Steven too.
A Cruel, Capricious God
Summary: You were Khonshu’s avatar before Marc came along. When he left you in the desert, almost dead. You’ve sworn to kill his next avatar to force him back to you, but what happens when you find don’t find Marc, but Steven instead?
Tears Ricochet - Begin Again
Summary: The ennead made you forget your service, any memory of your beloved God. So when you meet Steven and Marc, both connected to the deity—and begin to fall in love with them. Will you remember the God that once had your heart?
Over the Love
Summary: A modern retelling of the greek myth Orpheus and Eurydice.
Drabbles
“Oh, but I’m just having so much fun with my friend here—”
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, & Jesper Fahey
Oneshots Words - Home
Misc. Extras
Common Ground (Astarion Ancunin)
As You Wish (Homelander) 
Creed (Din Djarin, The Mandalorian)
Masterlist - Rose’s 2K Writing Challenge
If you want to find my real person fics (as I no longer write for rpf), search my blog using the name of the person you are looking for.
If you want to find my “lost” or discontinued works, head to my -> Old Works Masterlist.
Talamasca sending Guy to get info on Jasper is so laughable that I can’t not see it as them using him as bait. They were like. Yeah this guy who can read vampire minds is just kind of bullshitting his way through everything he does and looking like a kitten who’s fallen into his saucer of milk while he does it. Like did they just know that Jasper has a corruption kink and go oh hey this is perfect. We have a dude right here with the vibe of a naive ingenue blinking his big pretty eyes at everything. Might as well have slathered him in barbecue sauce before sending him on his way. Piece of pie under a box held up by a stick type of bait. Like what the hell
Sometimes you have to commit to being wildly happy against all odds. Even in the face of terrible adversity we can find joy, beauty, and hope that will carry us forward.
people love to criticise the actions of someone under an extreme amount of stress as irrationally, irredeemably monstrous, and then you'll actually look at what they're talking about and see that not only is their behaviour entirely understandable given the circumstances, but they're actually demonstrating incredible restraint and will to endure beyond what you thought anyone was capable of
my controversial opinion that it's unfair to expect anyone to be their best self when they're suffering has led me to engage in debates i wouldn't approach with a gun. to my head.
if cities are vampires then small towns are ghosts i think. cities constantly hunger for fresh blood, but the blood that sustains a small town is an old and dried stain that you can never entirely scrub out. a city will feed on you, but if you truly want to leave, it can't keep you. a small town will follow you anywhere. it lingers like a chill at every threshold. once it has you, it has no intention of ever letting you go.
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c
mom: ? easter? st patrick's day?
me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work'
me:
me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny
