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Simon surviving with the Black Box on his person is a whole can of worms if Grace manages to see what it contains while Simon is out of commission. Because he's seeing the pictures of these absolutely horrifying things in the dark plus the audio recordings of what happened to the crew on SM-8 and here is some random man in space missing an arm, full of radiation and he's just like

#simon iron lung #iron lung #ryland grace #bloodymary

mindsmist

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

#phm #project hail mary #eva stratt #project hail mary movie

bloodymaryteardrop

#simon iron lung #iron lung

rylandsgrace

Iron Lung (2026) // Project Hail Mary (2026)

#iron lung #project hail mary #patron saints of one way trips

cranity

The Butcher

#iron lung #simon the butcher #simon the convict #he’s so guy of all time to me

egg-ify

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

#bloodymary #patron saints of one way trips #HELLOOOO SAILOR

valeriapryanikova

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

#iron lung #markiplier #simon the butcher #simon iron lung #I love this movie so much

angry-eevee

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.

galren

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

computationalcalculator

hugsohugs

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

#we must be the change we want to see in the world unfortunately #cracks my knuckles and opens my notes app

tuherrus

you don't even have a dog

darkestbrook

pyrrhiccomedy

we're heading towards some record setting humidity this summer so JUST A REMINDER that if you're in any way prone to migraines, this weather is great at triggering them! Be EXTREMELY diligent about staying hydrated if you're going out, EVEN TO AN AIR CONDITIONED SPACE, and ESPECIALLY if you are drinking any alcohol at all! even a single glass of wine or a cocktail! You will feel fine for an hour or two but then you will NOT FEEL FINE. If you have a headache that isn't responding to painkillers and it gets noticeably worse when you move or change elevations (sitting to standing, not like, going to the mountains) then drink a full glass of water and go lie down in a cool, quiet, dark room until it passes! DO NOT LOOK AT A SCREEN UNTIL THE DANGER HAS PASSED. I know you're bored but it could be so much worse!

pyrrhiccomedy

I see this is going around again! Happy Migraine Season everybody! Remember to keep a damp washcloth in your freezer so that if you feel the migraine coming on you can lay down and press it against your forehead and temples to give yourself a better chance of ducking it before it's too late!

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

realizing eva was right

likelightinglass

its on Erid, long after Grace and Rocky figure out how to hug and snuggle. Eridians dont really do full hugs like humans because then you can hear everyone's internal organs that close so its a little weird, maybe tapping/hand holding is the usual affection. Everyone assumes the constant cuddling is purely for Grace's human needs benefit, and while Grace obviously does love and need the touch, Rocky being driven to space madness and having every form of ptsd means he is equal if not more in need of constant full body hugs because he likes feeling how alive he is.

So random eridian scientists are talking to Grace and are like, absolutely no disrespect intended, but very interesting Rocky overcame the cultural weirdness and sensory disgust of "hugs" and does them despite no benefit to himself because he cares for your needs! Its sweet!

Grace: actually Rocky freaks out if he cant press himself against my lungs and heart through the thinnest xenonite possible until he can hear every muscle cell in my body moving at least once a day.

Scientist: ok cool so hes kind of a total pervert then okay

#project hail mary #ryland grace #phm #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #Rocky is a bit of a freak statement

kreechurthecrazykat

Grace, explaining how humans evolved: yeah so basically we evolved to be persistance predators where we would just slowly walk towards our prey and track it until it got so tired it couldn't fight back or run away and then we killed it :)

Rocky, who is an Eridian, an AMBUSH predator, who can't see light and so cannot track things the way humans can, and that doesn't have a lot of stamina and literally won't be able to wake up once they fall asleep: grace what the fuck statement--

#phm #project hail mary #eridians project hail mary #ryland grace project hail mary #grace project hail mary #rocky project hail mary #rocky the eridian #humans are weird space orcs