Copa De Sarah

Remember to drink water and eat the pussy.

[sarahseeandersen]

[sarahseeandersen]

[ampervadasz]

[andy-kandy]

These are what pranks should be….

[queenstravelingdarling]

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

[biglawbear]

That was CLEVER

[444ureyezonly-deactivated202311]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

[princessbitch007]

When best friend finds out and comes for revenge

[idjitproofwings]

@psychoticcoven @dippednv8splash

[alwaysbewoke]

and when the homies upstate hear what went down and start making calls…

…and then when you step out the crib to go to the club…

and when they find you and your whole squad in the morning.

[simplyawwchumm-deactivated20190]

Well that escalated quickly.

[electricfunera1]

Nice gangster soap opera lol

[lilimpfh]

What the fuck have I just read

[alwaysbewoke]

a masterpiece 

[blhall05]

I love my folks my!!!!!!! ✊🏾✊🏾 Literally all co-wrote and “storyboarded” a mini-movie freestyle!!!!!

[sometimes-i-smile-you-should-try]

And im sitting here like this watching all of this go down

[fly-me-away-today]

“Too many guys think I’m a concept or I complete them or I’m going to make them alive, but I’m just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don’t assign me yours.”

— eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (via zodiacinsanity)

[ponderingcomplications]

My life stood still at seventeen when the culmination of my suffering came in the words "you will always be empty" and I wonder what sanity exists in that agony of having your future run still by knowing that you never will carry more than the hollows that burden your soul, that you will never know a love so whole it gives hope its wings. How beautiful to create something that's a better version of yourself, to love someone more than life itself. But then I remember not all trees bear fruit, yet all of them grow deeper and deeper roots and carry such magnitudes that they stand undaunting in the hands of time and though that love will never be mine to create and mold with another, there is a balm to all that suffers in the form of life that persists in spite of all others that cease to exist. And that is the peace, the sanity, to the breaking in this suffering, the gasped breath, the taste of air knowing all that love is still there for you to mold and share in someone else that life set aside to be forgotten, to be abandoned, to be rotten as the world turns on, how beautiful it is to promise that heartbeat that hope isn't gone, to take their hands in your own and understand they aren't blood or bone but they are beyond these physical things - they are the hope that survived your breaking, they are the future coming back to life, to give the stars back their light. So yes, not all trees bear fruit but they do grow roots and how beautiful it is to persist in spite of everything that ends. How wonderful it is to mend after all the hurt you've been through. How love will return to you and fill your soul, and all that once was hollow will become whole.

[beautifull0vee]

Beautiful 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Fucking Beautiful 💜

[omghotmemes]

money be good

[aidashakur]

[briefandsensational]

Love Jones (Theodore Witcher, 1997)

[samoforthesocalledavantgarde]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

You hear me?

[omghotmemes]

Go to sleep guys

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[therealsb-valeria-deactivated20]

Works every time 🤷🏼‍♀️

[omghotmemes]

Excuse me what the f☭ck

[gothyeehaw]

y'all think about love?

[frawgs]

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

[tishawithlove]

You can break down in front of a guy, and all he’ll do is stare at you 😒

[tishawithlove]

[0512-97]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YO

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[versatilememes]

Tag yourself im gay bops