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[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[pluto225]

[gullahch1ld]

a movement I can get behind

[bitch-marner-deactivated2018032]

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i love him

[intelligentelephant]

1-800-ARE-U-SPLASHIN

[lovealwaysangelairene]

@thejunesky

Quality content

[goldbikinis]

God they are so CUUuTE

[bakingwithbooks]

Roasted Vegetable & Grilled Chicken Salad with Honey Balsamic Vinaigrette 

This salad is so versatile because you can use any roasted vegetables you want. Perfect with and without chicken. Also, it’s vegan/vegetarian/Whole30 compliant without the chicken and goat cheese and just as flavorful.

Ingredients for Salad 

2 large beefsteak tomatoes, sliced 

2-3 zucchini, chopped into medium sized cubes 

Seasoning blend for roasting: 3 tbsp kosher salt, 3 tbsp black pepper, 2 tbsp granulated onion & garlic, 1 ½ tbsp dried oregano and rosemary (or fresh if you prefer). 

Extra virgin olive oil 

Grilled chicken (recipe) 

Salad greens 

Goat cheese for topping, optional 

Ingredients for Dressing 

1 cup extra virgin olive oil 

¼ cup balsamic vinegar 

3 tbsp honey 

Salt and pepper to taste 

Directions 

Preheat your oven to 440 degrees Fahrenheit. 

On a large baking sheet lined with parchment paper, arrange the vegetables so that they are in a flat, single layer. 

Sprinkle the seasoning blend over the vegetables, drizzle with olive oil and toss to evenly coat. 

Roast in the oven for 30-40 minutes (depending on the textures you prefer). 

Remove from the oven and set aside while you make the dressing. 

In a large bowl, combine all ingredients and season to taste (the dressing should be sweet and tangy with a strong olive oil flavor) 

Assemble your salad and serve while the vegetables and chicken are still warm.

Enjoy! 

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

If You Are Of Another Race, And Date Black Men, Be Honest With Yourself For A Minute. Do You Feel Threatened By / Antagonizing Toward Black Women?? If You Do, You Need To Fucking Change.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

And If You Are A Black Man Dating Outside Your Race: Thats A Conversation You Need To Have.

The ‘ I Expect You To Respect Black Women’ Conversation. 

The ‘Don’t Embarrass Me By Being Ignorant/ Antagonizing Toward Black Women’ Conversation. 

The ‘There Is No Us Without You Respecting The Black Women In My Life’ Conversation.

The ‘I Will Check You + Leave You Where You Stand If You Ever Disrespect Black Women In Front Of Me’ Conversation.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

Im Finna Reblog This A #Lot

[risquechanel]

WHEEEEEW SHIT

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

This is going in my queue.

You niggas and your make believe Black gfs gonna listen today.

[holyshitjanice]

I know someone like this.

[themikewattz-blog1]

So to you black girls dating outside your race. Will you do the same?🤔

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

^smh.  

Not. The. Same.

Black women are not going out en masse giving white men ‘hood passes’ or token entry into the culture. Black women are not paying for their white significant others to get they haircut in our neighborhood barbershops…not out here talmbout ‘white men evolving,’ exclaiming that they bodies ‘look just like a black man’. Black women are not giving white men a reason to feel secure to disrespect black men in public spaces or online.  

Our fucked up discourse has done that. That’s what this post is addressing.  Black women ain’t gotta do sh*t , we the one’s fucked up the respect and need to put standards in place. ASAP

#This blog doesn’t antagonize black women for fun.  This is to all black men who want to edit/ jump in on what I’m talmbout. Don’t. Make Ya Own  Post. We Good Ova Herre.

[alexbelvocal]

🌚🌚🌚🌚

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

And we damn sure ain’t giving out n-word passes to our nonblack boos either.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

#This. ^^^ Thank you so much for bringing up a good point. 

If you are a black man, and you are dating outside your race.  A Conversation You Need To Have:

The  ‘Any Use Of The N’ Word By You… Any Form Of The End Word, Stamps You As Trash And You Will Be Deleted From My Life’ Conversation.

 The ‘It Ain’t No Second Chances On You Respecting That’ Conversation.

[hi-imkingdavid]

Agree with every bit of this

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

If You Are Of Another Race, And Date Black Men, Be Honest With Yourself For A Minute. Do You Feel Threatened By / Antagonizing Toward Black Women?? If You Do, You Need To Fucking Change.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

And If You Are A Black Man Dating Outside Your Race: Thats A Conversation You Need To Have.

The ‘ I Expect You To Respect Black Women’ Conversation. 

The ‘Don’t Embarrass Me By Being Ignorant/ Antagonizing Toward Black Women’ Conversation. 

The ‘There Is No Us Without You Respecting The Black Women In My Life’ Conversation.

The ‘I Will Check You + Leave You Where You Stand If You Ever Disrespect Black Women In Front Of Me’ Conversation.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

Im Finna Reblog This A #Lot

[risquechanel]

WHEEEEEW SHIT

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

This is going in my queue.

You niggas and your make believe Black gfs gonna listen today.

[thetattedstoner]

Her: “Do you miss this pussy”

Me:

[catch-me-on-my-second-blog-deac]

[shezinlove]

[lilmamabeyellin]

i can’t wait to feel like this

[deadmugen]

got an interview tomorrow

[deadmugen]

I just got hired, reblog this to manifest the job u want into reality

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

not taking any chances

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[a-little-squirrely-sunshine]

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Gimme that luck

[devynjaiden]

@dreamsweetxx3 it’s you

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[sjaxoo-deactivated20210115]

fuck u man

[inc]

oh boy.. hope my followers sleepin

[fuck-renan]

yup…. not risking lmao

[anjehlikah-deactivated20151227]

Who tf made this? Go to hell

[down-poison]

I hate this person who made it :(

[threeofsevens]

UGHHHH GTFO YO

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[whattywhatwhat]

Actual money would be more helpful, but thank you.

[kimreesesdaughter]

You know sometimes you can just reblog things without adding commentary. Like it isn’t a requirement to add your two cents.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[virginiaunderthesun]

This anatomy test tomorrow lol

[darkislovelyyyy]

Y'all…. this shit had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂 His twitter is: CymereLasean

[chxrxy]

I.M.P.E.A.C.H.M.E.N.T

[divin-entity]

WHAT IS THISSSSS

[grandpaq]

“You can kiss me black ass” 😂😂

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

yoooo the way I screamed lmao

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

The backup vocals im screaming 😭😭😭

[kathereal]

Oh my goodness. I love my people.