You know whatās actually soooooo fucking funny is that at the beginning of Season 3 they introduce Dustinās long distance girlfriend Suzie. And no one believes Dustin at first, because no they canāt really call her right. Because sheās Mormon and their relationship is a secret since her parents donāt want her dating a non-Mormon. And then he calls her using his Cerebro on the top of a hill, and she doesnāt answer.
And no one believes that Dustin actually has a girlfriend.
Because yeah likely story! Sure, your āgirlfriendā that you canāt talk to over the phone, your āgirlfriendā that lives in another state, your āgirlfriendā that you met over camp and have known for like maybe a few weeks, your āgirlfriendā whoās suspiciously like a super-tech genius. Your āgirlfriendā whoās like ā¦
basically a superhero!! Like, Dustinās best friends donāt believe him
And then as the viewer, Iām supposed to believe that *no one* in this ENTIRE TOWN would notice that Mr. Emo over hereā¦
Is depressed as FUCK right after his boy best friend moves away to California? The same one who was acting out in Season 1 because his boy best friend was missing� The same boy who Troy et al. targeted their homophobic bullying towards?!
Who *only* looks happy when heās engaging with his hobby that is *directly* connected to his boy best friend?
**in the wrestling room mind you** I know what you are!!!
And sure, Dustin and Lucas know El, but like⦠!? NO ONE ELSE!
Oh, Mike! Yeah, no heās acting out because his āgirlfriendā moved to another state with the Byers
Sure, Mikeās āgirlfriendā no one knows (or, last they saw her, she was being confused with Will fucking Byers)
Sure, Mikeās āgirlfriendā that he canāt call because otherwise the āgovernmentā will find out her location⦠so they can only communicate via radio (are we even sure that Dustinās Cerebro is like a secure method of communicationā¦? That is IF they even used it)
Sure, Mikeās āgirlfriendā thatās supposedly SuperMAN a superhero!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now heās leaving for Spring Break to visit his āgirlfriendā who ālives with the Byersā
You KNOW how bad those rumors were this time around Iām sorry!!! And guess what!! Elās not even there to fucking make his bullies piss their pants anymore!
No wonder we donāt have a Mike POV book yet
And then the SECOND Mike is back in town. With the Byers. Whereās Mikeās girlfriend!?
Oh yeah⦠hiding from the government!!! Again!
But you know who heās fucking living with now!? šš
Oh and NOW HE HAS SUPER POWERS TOO!?
Give me a fuckin break. That man was fighting rumors left and right I know it to be true!!
Looooool from convo with @disastertourwaterdeepedition