☼♀ cecilie ♀☼

hi im cecilie and im a weirdo tbh

[twitterlols]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

[charlieggsyeggs]

So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr 

Then I dropped it in the water and 

MIKE WAZOWSKI WAS INSIDE THE BATH BOMB 

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

[mayothompson]

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

[ruinedchildhood]

[kikuwang-deactivated20150830]

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

[pettycentral]

[beautubers]

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

[slaveney]

[rxmcri]

[chrissongzzz]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Sorry but that trim is sharrrrrrrrp

[dandelionkicker]

Is he even real??

[thisisjoelsmind]

But….what

[humanpersonface]

That last one is literally tripping me the fuck out.

I can see from the unfinished part that it’s 2D but I CAN’T look at the rest of it and not see a full 3D human. Like there are are perfectly rendered and real SHADOWS on the wall behind them HOW is that not photoshopped??

I’m losing it.

PS!:

The artist’s name is Kelvin Okafor!

[lady-feral]

Amazing

[hemaris]

having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience

all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time

i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation

[slavery]

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

[stability]

girls are legitimate angels

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

I. AM. SHOOK.

[alexbelvocal]

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[babydeveraux]

Oh shit