vampire lover#1

she/her - ENG/BR - 21

[iamkaliomie]

🌟🚨

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[enlightened-moth]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

depeche mode voice: your own. digital. circus

[unfortunatelypassionate]

GOOD OMENS SPOILERS!!!

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this is all i could think 😭

AND YES THE GOOD OMENS WAS BETTER BUT THEY BOTH STILL PMO

[shaneofaragon]

from what I gather this is what seems to have happened here

[bebelaolf]

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey slayed the red carpet at the premiere of Rocky Horror's Broadway revival!

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[marvelousmatt]

[sunnyyfur]

he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires

[alsoknownasallison]

now i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led to one conclusion....

louis, you have schizophreniuh

[scrivnomancer]

[slipng]

bats. 𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .

[anglewingsx]

[saltvenian]

Nandor the bitchless

[shadowpuppetteer]

Trope to love

Character: *doing something mundane/domestic*

Their SO: *watching and thinking the character is the hottest person right now*

Domestication kink unlocked 😆

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then