Robyn

She/her Just an autistic Jezebel

[pinesands]

[nightcorp]

[sailor-moon-rei]

by 麻尤

art republished with artist’s permission

[squeakitties]

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

[bougiebutchbinch]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀

[bougiebutchbinch]

and the classique:

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me

[white-rabbitmagic]

Precious Tomoyo Daidouji 🪻

[shintsukidex]

Cardcaptor Sakura (1998)

[parakeet]

the writing in this game is top tier

[fanonical]

appa was the most important member of the gang, literally without him nothing would have happened

[pukicho]

are you one of those cishets

I am! Are you LGBT? We can hate eachother based on our differences if you’d like? We can help sow mistrust amongst the masses whilst the elite exploit our blind belligerence? Just let me know <3

[xrd]

I like how much of this site revolves around fighting game characters nobody gives a fuck about. Let's all post about Necro from street fighter 3 next

[xrd]

Check him out

[fawken]

Pearl playing bass is so cute that i could die

[didy414]

just girls hanging out ⭐💗

[fawken]

🌎

[mossyfable]

bee & puppycat 💫

[wistfulink]

Messy Sketch Page of Kurama

[plasmalink]

Dreamt I was in a harvest moon-like scenario, and was in an opportunity to try and woo some lake goddess. I went for it, and she went "Hmm, well someone else has also professed their love to me. Let's decide it by past festival results" and pulled up results for a super mario 64 speedrunning event from before my save file started so I didn't have a time in it so i lost by default

I am fumbling women in my dreams in fascinating and unique new ways