oh, drunken gods of slaughter

you know i've always been your favorite daughter

[rosegoldendaydream]

rem | it/she | leo | intp | polish

yoqri -> nothing-like-a-mad-woman -> maroon-poet -> rosegoldendaydream

[bluegrasshole]

we all live such different lives

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[daryldixonn]

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[gh0stwithaheart]

i love my music taste

[maythray]

[ID: A digital doodle of two figures. One figure, shaped like a human, has a hand on their hip and says, “haha well at least you’re not like THAT”. The other figure is a creature with two antennas. They have a smug expression on their face. The text underneath reads in parentheses, “(is exactly like that)” / END ID]

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[nixkxart]

lovebirdsss

[tolerateit]

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[thekingprincess]

When the Moon Came Down written and illustrated by Feridun Oral

[chosoette-deactivated20260126]

Your Beloved Mutual be like Hey guys I have nothing original to say again but here’s 500 reblogs about the gay cartoons

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone