[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[volturialice]

source

[whitepeopletwitter]

[showerponderings]

“Dwayne Johnson is a sex symbol but isn’t sexualized. Like he is depicted as sexy but is not depicted as sexual. He’s like an Asexual sex symbol.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1577061372

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[jo2ukes]

anyways unfriendly reminder that bi people exist and just bc u see a ""m/f"" relationship doesnt mean both ppl are automatically ""hetties"" or can have their queer identity revoked just bc u, personally, dont think we're gay enough based on a 0.5 second glance :)

[spectrealenko]

[equikage]

team 7 watching kakashi interacting with a human woman:

[equikage]

they’re the fucking worst god damn imagine being kakashi and trying to have a sex life. imagine buying condoms at 2am and you’re paying at the register and look out the window and there are these 3 tiny ninja faces pressed against the glass wearing the shocked pikachu expression as the store owner slaps the condoms into your palm

[equikage]

what goes around comes the FUCK around, naruto

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[scribesynnox]

This is fascinating.

[sykaaii-syfa-deactivated2020021]

im slowly dying :c 

[kisu-doodles]

Source:stuff-naruto-didnt-say

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[politijohn]

Bernard is done playing around

[sweetkingcrown]

AND WAS WELL PAID FOR EXERCISING THANKS SUCKERS$$$$$$$$$$$$

[politijohn]

How much was Bernie paid to get arrested for protesting school segregation in 1963?

...Or when he literally chained himself to a black woman protesting the issue?

How much was Bernie paid to March with MLK in 1965?

How much was Bernie paid to March alongside unions and working Americans demanding a $15 mins. wage?

How much was Bernie paid to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline?

How much was Bernie paid to demand that the US implement a universal health care system?

[rashemibabe]

Why would he pay a cop to arrest him for woke points in the 50s??

[everythingfox]

“Cat Realizes She Has Ears!”

(Source)

[garbage-empress]

people in the notes are freaking out because this cat passed the mirror test and i can’t really blame them because literally all the first results on google say they don’t

[confusion-and-cake]

This cat in an Intellectual

[charity-angel]

Guys, guys, the cats are evolving. We are FUCKED

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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