TIRE-IRONS&CROWBARS

Talk to me - Find my posts under the tag ‘w’ (idk how to tag im sorry) - she/her

[becausehetookmeawayfromyou]

Thank you 🙏 @youngjusticeisblind

[insomniac-arrest]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[tamago-aki]

look at my crime lord dawg im going to jail 😭😭

quick olympic slaying it down redraw.. olympics giving good figure drawing ref fr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

(pt. 2)

[kalimaxxing]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[kalimaxxing]

not again

[snersona]

love this big fucking loser

[arkhamfiles]

THE BAT-KIDS 🔍

[ivebeenghosting]

ok this post about the dad saying increasingly gay stuff about the Lakers but it's clark asking bruce if he wants to watch the gotham knights vs the metropolis meteors game

bruce: I would love to but im not allowed

clark: what do you mean "not allowed" you're a grown man

bruce: alfred says I'm not allowed :( you have to ask alfred

clark: ok??? alfred can bruce and I please watch the gotham knights game??

alfred: only if he promises to behave.

clark: ??? behave??

bruce: I will 🥺!!!

bruce not even ten minutes into the game: I will literally suck the whole team dry if Campbell makes this shot

clark: 😦

[kosmogrl]

[gffa]

"Wait, how many churches have you punched people in??" "Zero. I took one." "Oh, god. Of course you did." Tim being both amused and horrified by Jason's stories is PEAK little gremlin and big gremlin brother energy.

[ftmbruce]

i dont necessarily think tim and jason should be Getting Along in canon atm but i do giggle at the idea of them chilling and someone being like whoa tim! that's a gnarly scar on your throat what's that from!! and tim just being like

[jonnjonz]

My first reaction was that Bruce having a letterboxd is ooc but you know what, i can actually totally imagine that after Bruce learned Tim is bi, he did very meticulous Research on lgbt issues like he researches any issue that is relevant to his current Mission, came across an 'lgbt themed movies you should see' listicle, booked 2 hours from his hectic schedule, and sat down with a stern face to watch highly acclaimed Weekend (2011). And after he was done he diligently logged in his letterboxd and gave it 5 stars where his son can see it. So that from Bruce's perspective Tim would know he's loved and supported without Bruce actually needing to verbally express it or have a hard emotional discussion. Yeah that's exactly what happened

[gffa]

Oh my godddddd I’m in real tears right now because, Bruce goes off on some batshit mission, and Jason’s immediately like WHY IS ROBIN NOT STOPPING HIM BY BEING THE LIGHT TO HIS DARK!? DUKE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! and Duke has to point out, are you FUCKING kidding me, JASON “I DIED AS ROBIN AND CAME BACK AS A VILLAIN JUST TO TRY TO MAKE BATMAN KILL THE JOKER” TODD? I feel like this is both the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and a deep look into Jason’s unshakable belief in the idea of Robin’s role as the one that keeps Batman from walking too far into the dark, that it may not be Jason’s role anymore, but he still believes that it’s a needed role.

[soupysoot]

Personal fix it, don't worry about it.

[becausehetookmeawayfromyou]

Yo steph is purple hood, dami is green hood, duke yellow hood, dick obv blue hood, tim can be black hood cuz condom suit was already p much that, B would not hood it up even if forced, cass shoot grey hood? Isk

[soupysoot]

Inspired by @its-toast-time's post here describing Jason as 'built like a fridge'

[lazaruspiss]

[becausehetookmeawayfromyou]

Pet semetery jason <3

[valkyriered]

obsessed w bruce acknowledging in his internal monologue that jason is just so unhappy lmao

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Okay, I’ll be back soon.

Jason: If Bruce calls, tell him I died but make sure you really sell it.