turns out my dick's bigger ❤️‍🔥✨️

brittany/ 31/ she/her 🌻🦦✨️❤️‍🔥 full of taylor swift, smosh,steven universe, sims, and probably just a lot of random things 🫠

[becauseimtheoneyouwant]

This day has emotionally, physically, and mentally kicked my ass

[becauseimtheoneyouwant]

So, if I, hypothetically wanted to play the Sims 3 (🏴‍☠️), would anyone have any info on that for a somewhat illiterate computer nerd?

[mabeltanaka]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[lyricallymnded]

i’m only me when i’m with you // taylor swift

[icaseybaybee]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

[i-say-ok]

ok!!! ♥️

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[vegetascock]

This is so damn sweet and also good to know. I regularly have this struggle

[marzipanandminutiae]

fun fact: this painting depicts a duel between a Black man (the Chevalier de Saint-Georges) and a trans woman (the Chevaliere d'Eon)

[sugarspicesnipssnails]

Isn’t it love?

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[nocontextsmosh]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[shinydoublade-deactivated202504]

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

[forestsandsandss]

seven | folklore | taylor swift

love you to the moon and to saturn

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[dyke-ave]

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[chloe-or-sam-or-sophia-or-marcus]

You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her

[discount-supervillain]

[folkloregirlfriend]

how it started

how it's going