Because My Friends Kept Asking

This is the result of way too many pals asking one poor gal to get a tumblr. Welcome to random. WITCH OF MIND PROSPIT DREAMER

[blueey-jayzilla]

Home run show fr

[yunisverse]

i have a type

[becausemyfriendskeptasking]

Hufflepuff: Good morning cruel world.

Ravenclaw: don't you mean goodbye?

Hufflepuff: no I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I'm still kickin'

[elsewhereuniversity]

No on on the EU campus will ever utter the phrase “I would kill for…” unless they really, *really* mean it

[x]

Help I Was Unwise With My Words And Now I’ve Been Drafted As An Assassin In Exchange For Mint Cheerios: A Self-Help Pamphlet

[elsewhereuniversity]

You’ve got to get back to your dorm, but the path ahead of you looks like this. WYD?

(X)

You turn around and sleep in the fucking chem lab, is WYD. Tell your friend to meet you there at 8am with the biggest coffee they can buy, bc you’re gonna need it.

[luxgalador]

so i have a cat now

[aw]

Meet Finn the happiest cow ever! (source: http://ift.tt/2wbYaok )

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

[shezinlove]

View this post on Instagram

:’)

[tastefullyoffensive]

If he gives you a quest, take it. (via wubbalubbabud / elocinrebma)

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via painthands)

[earthandanimals]

Bloom by Alina Shevelina

[babyanimalgifs]

2 months. 6 months. 9 months. 1 year.

[deftonesqueen]

[stielle]

Horns and spots? How does that….?

[cindeer]

It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!

[icarusthesupernaturalpig]

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.