[eddykavito]

[junkiepunkie]

Dean having a fantastic gaydar on cases (but only with men) to the point where it becomes an ongoing bit where Sam asks him to guess who’s gay at random bars and shit. And Dean’s never wrong. Then one day he’s talking to Charlie and mentions his immense gaydar for gay men, and Charlie is like “well, yeah, that makes sense.” and Dean is like “what do you mean ‘makes sense’”and Charlie’s like “all gay people have great gaydar’s, thats common knowledge” “I’m not gay!” “hah, yeah, sure buddy.” and then Cas walks in and Charlie says “hey Cas, you’re queer. Doesn’t it make guessing who else is gay way easier?” and Cas, cool as a cucumber, goes “Yes. I suppose so.”

and Dean starts FREAKING OUT because Cas is gay???? How did he not catch that?? He doesn’t act gay! Apart from maybe the whole watching over Dean thing, or how he sometimes shares Deans bed in nasty motels, or how they hug for a little to long or share food even though Cas doesn’t need to eat, or that one time in the woods where they fell and Cas’ weight was on his chest and his hips were pressed against his-

Ah shit. They’re both gay.

[brenna-ofmd-spn-go-st-dw-tw-rd]

[wisedo]

AO3 is out of beta and they made a 'I was here for beta' badge!

Following this event I felt like we need not only a 'I was here for beta' but also a 'I was here for omega' badge, so I made it:

Feel free to use it! If you want to add the badge to your AO3 bio, here's the code: <img src="https://images2.imgbox.com/d2/88/06XUyY9m_o.png" alt="Circular badge with the words 'I was here for omega' with an AO3 logo">

[colorlessjay-destielblog]

A normal world AU where John isn't homophobic, but he treats every man Dean dates the same way a girl dad would

"Ash? The redneck stoner with a mullet? The guy that lives in Ellen's basement? Absolutely fucking not! He's gonna give you an STD just by bein around him!"

"I think Jo's got the eye for ya, and since I don't want Ellen on my ass, you're gonna have to let her down easy. She's too much woman for a guy like you, abd chances are she'll stab you in your sleep"

"I don't want you talkin to that Crowley kid. I don't like his attitude, and his mama's clearly some kinda witch. That boy is gonna string you along and break your heart, and I ain't about to go to jail for putting a bullet through his head."

"No, you're not going to Lisa's house. That's final. You two either have your little study session in your room with the door open or not at all"

"Don't even think about it- Dean, that Cajun boy is a military brat! He's nothing but trouble and noncommitment! And no son of mine is gonna end up a widow to a man named 'Benny'. Not even a Benjamin"

"You ain't seeing Amara again! That woman is too old for you. I don't care if you're a legal adult! While you're livin under my roof, you ain't seeing anyone older than 2 years your senior and that's being generous."

"Here" John hands Dean a taser. "If that new snot-nosed British brat starts talkin to ya, use it on him" Dean cringes, "Ketch? Gross dad. He ain't exactly my type."

"Yeah, well, your track record is shit, and I saw him eyeing your mom yesterday. I just want you to give him a warning shot for me"

And one day, during the holidays years later, Dean brings home Castiel

And John does the whole "puffed up chest, cold shoulder, critical eye" thing where he's trying to size Cas up

And Castiel, dorky lil dude in a hand-me-down trenchcoat and a crooked tie, meets John's stare every time. Answers all his leading questions and sarcasm with stoic confidence and defiance. Openly presses himself against Dean's side on every opportunity, staring John down as if to dare him to call them out on it

Cas has heard the horror stories of Dean's dating life growing up

He ain't losing to John

[colorlessjay-destielblog]

A normal world AU where John isn't homophobic, but he treats every man Dean dates the same way a girl dad would

"Ash? The redneck stoner with a mullet? The guy that lives in Ellen's basement? Absolutely fucking not! He's gonna give you an STD just by bein around him!"

"I think Jo's got the eye for ya, and since I don't want Ellen on my ass, you're gonna have to let her down easy. She's too much woman for a guy like you, abd chances are she'll stab you in your sleep"

"I don't want you talkin to that Crowley kid. I don't like his attitude, and his mama's clearly some kinda witch. That boy is gonna string you along and break your heart, and I ain't about to go to jail for putting a bullet through his head."

"No, you're not going to Lisa's house. That's final. You two either have your little study session in your room with the door open or not at all"

"Don't even think about it- Dean, that Cajun boy is a military brat! He's nothing but trouble and noncommitment! And no son of mine is gonna end up a widow to a man named 'Benny'. Not even a Benjamin"

"You ain't seeing Amara again! That woman is too old for you. I don't care if you're a legal adult! While you're livin under my roof, you ain't seeing anyone older than 2 years your senior and that's being generous."

"Here" John hands Dean a taser. "If that new snot-nosed British brat starts talkin to ya, use it on him" Dean cringes, "Ketch? Gross dad. He ain't exactly my type."

"Yeah, well, your track record is shit, and I saw him eyeing your mom yesterday. I just want you to give him a warning shot for me"

And one day, during the holidays years later, Dean brings home Castiel

And John does the whole "puffed up chest, cold shoulder, critical eye" thing where he's trying to size Cas up

And Castiel, dorky lil dude in a hand-me-down trenchcoat and a crooked tie, meets John's stare every time. Answers all his leading questions and sarcasm with stoic confidence and defiance. Openly presses himself against Dean's side on every opportunity, staring John down as if to dare him to call them out on it

Cas has heard the horror stories of Dean's dating life growing up

He ain't losing to John

[drulalovescas]

It took him one look at dean winchester to leave his wife and never look back

and yknow what? I get it

[gotoemopunk]

Happy birthday Dean! 🎉🎉🎂

And, as has happened more than once, Castiel will give you a second birthday✨

P. S. I probably should’ve added a description 😅

The art is based on a tweet I wrote, where Castiel believes that his kiss can turn demon Dean back into a human.. The tweet itself is built around the idea that Castiel, as an angel, is able to guide a demon’s soul back to the light—like what happened with Meg. I guess this is my headcanon😌

[strawlessandbraless]

White boy go back to the start and try again

[crumpledroses]

[tenthousandapples]

i like when people depict cas wings as oilspill otherworldly exist across timeandspace things Its fun2me. so I wanted to try it.

[maia-beans]

Soft morning with Fenris

Prints on INPRNT & timelapse on Ko-fi!

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[drpathetique]

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!

[sweetonsugden]

Jared wanting to direct Misha and Jensen. He’s always known 😏

Jensen being totally into it and always wanting to do a western romcom with Misha.

[shallowseeker]

I still think it's funny if John is the one to walk in on DeanCas, and then John's so hyperfocused on THE MISSION and he kinda respects Cas FYI for reasons I will NOT go into here that all he does is like, throw Cas his shirt like, "Hurry up. Get dressed. We've got work to do."

And Dean is numb with embarrassment.

Later John is gonna make comments, but like, they're weirdly in Cas's favor, but at Dean's expense.

[shallowseeker]

///

The tags:

@jasmineintheforest @irondeficientf3r0ck @lazarrusrising

///

The comments:

-> OMG. Dean arrives late to a case and John asks if he was busy getting railed. (rude) Sam: *confused look* No? He was just hanging out with Cas.

//

-> John: You and Cas better not have let that monster get away because you were making eyes at each other

Sam (oblivious and full of s1 John hate): It got out the exit YOU were covering?? Were you making eyes at your own ass???

✨Were you making eyes at your own ass??? ✨

//

-> John whenever Dean gets pissy: "Maybe you should call your plumber."

-> John whenever Cas gets pissy: "Dean, take him out back and let im blow off some steam. We need him sharp."

//

John every time Cas and Dean have an argument like; son, do not mess this up for me that guy is Useful

✨Son, do not mess this up for me that guy is Useful✨

-> Son, you better suck it up and apologize

-> “With whatever sucking it takes”

DEAN: “Jesus fucking Christ, DAD”

//

I think John laughs at Cas's jokes too btw. Like gregarious, shoulder-slapping laughter, and it's HORRIFYING.

//

The usual suspects. @lazarrusrising @irondeficientf3r0ck @dykeygardenbear

[shallowseeker]

it got worse better again:

via @lazarrusrising

Yesss, this is the situation where his support is The Worst!!!!

John: “It’s a soldier thing. You *wouldn’t get it.”

Sam (judging hard, losing his temper): “You served in Vietnam, dad, not billions of years of cosmic battles!!!!”

///

via @bridgetoon

Yess, Cas definitely has the unrestrained murder in his eyes, and once John fully understands Cas’s skill set on the job, he’s impressed by the murder. He’ll see Cas flick a look of restraint at Dean, and he’s like, “Oh, he would in fact murder me if not for Dean.” 😏 “I can respect that.”

I think John might like to try to push his buttons like how he does with Sam, but in a different way that oscillates with the Commiseration (TM).

////

via @thebluespacecow

via @lionheartednightengale

✨Still terrible when he’s trying his best. ✨

[stonelions]

SACRED THINGS

Twenty-something Dean Winchester first saw the statue of the angel on a whirlwind college trip through Rome, and it changed the course of his life. Now, in his forties, he's a professor fresh off a divorce and headed back to Italy again with his tiny redheaded bestie, both of them planning to relive some of their glory days on a much needed vacation. And of course, to update the angel statue on his latest research about him: he might have finally found out who he is.

Little does he know how powerful that knowledge will prove to be.

Working with @farenmaddox on this has been a highlight of the past few months and I'm so grateful to have had the opportunity for this collab! If you, like me, enjoy a middle-aged Dean with dad problems and accompanying dadbod, and a Cas who is as weird as he is sincere, you're gonna wanna check this one out. (aaand a thank you to the @spnspeeddatingbang mods for their support and patience!)

[ visit beautiful Rome today, via ao3 ]

the art:

third one in full on ao3, plus a silly comic of one of my favorite moments, under the cut:

Cas' first gelato is. an experience.

[agusvedder]

So, this scene where Dean refers himself as the “meat man”, saying it means exactly what he think it means (Meat man = he loves the meat of men, he wants some men meat), Sam quotes what Dean said to him at some point when he mentioned veggie bacon, “I don’t want any of that heavy Sarah McLachlan grass eater crap in the meat man’s kitchen”… You know who Sarah McLachlan is, right? She’s a canadian singer who’s most famous song is the song she wrote for the “City of Angels” movie… a song called “Angel”.

Here I leave the lyrics:

Spend all your time waiting

For that second chance

For a break that would make it okay

There’s always some reason

To feel not good enough

And it’s hard at the end of the day

I need some distraction

Oh, beautiful release

Memories seep from my veins

Let me be empty

Oh, and weightless, and maybe

I’ll find some peace tonight

In the arms of the angel

Fly away from here

From this dark, cold, hotel room

And the endlessness that you fear

You are pulled from the wreckage

Of your silent reverie

You’re in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here

So tired of the straight line

And everywhere you turn

There’s vultures and thieves at your back

The storm keeps on twisting

Keep on building the lies

That you make up for all that you lack

It don’t make no difference

Escaping one last time

It’s easier to believe in this sweet madness

Oh, this glorious sadness

That brings me to my knees

In the arms of the angel

Fly away from here

From this dark, cold, hotel room

And the endlessness that you fear

You are pulled from the wreckage

Of your silent reverie

You’re in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here

You’re in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here

——

Okay if this wasn’t blatant enough I tell you, “City of Angels” is a movie in which an angel falls in love with a human, and falls from grace, choosing to be human to be with her forever, but at the end, she dies.

Okay so Dean was refering at himself as the “Meat man” while thinking about a singer who sings about an angel who falls for a human?

Hm.

They’re not even trying anymore, whoa.

OH, and by the way, Davy Perez wrote this episode, the same who wrote Stuck in the Middle (With You), Tombstone and Damaged Goods amongst others. Remember what happened in those episodes?

“I love you, I love all of you” - “We’re fighting for you, Cas” - “Let’s go home” - “I’m your huckleberry” - “He’s an angry sleeper, like a bear” - “It’s good to have you back, Cas” - “You, Jack, Cas… you’ve tried, and I love you for it”.

Not to mention Dean’s cowboy fetish in Tombstone and my angel all dressed up.

Not to mention Dean in Damaged Goods building the ma'lak box surrounded by posters of barely dressed man with cowboys hats.

My friend @verobatto-angelxhunter ’s spec is that Dean will die by a dagger to his heart to go to the empty and save Cas. My spec is that Cas will end up human and this is just another evidence.

Too much information, I will die. They know EXACTLY what they’re doing this season.

Tagging: @mrsaquaman187 @emblue-sparks @bre95611 @espejonight28738

[beckily]

Again posting for my fic so I can put this in the story <3

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