Stheno

[chmerkovskiy-chmerkovskiy]

My type of girl: can kick my ass, authoritative, doesn’t give a shit, sassy, Valkyrie and Rosa Diaz

My type of guy: soft, uwu, nerdy, shy, sensitive, Kim Namjoon and Brian May

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this sign left no survivors

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[jorjasource]

Jorja on the set of ‘The One’ music video shoot (2018)

[atheistj]

The best use of magic in the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies is whenever Gandalf uses it to make his voice really loud to win an argument because I would do the same thing.

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting dark”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[prettycolors]

#fdbf17

[briannaefraser]

when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

[goldenboydean]

or worse

[nerds-are-cool]

expelled

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[rosamundpikesource]

Rosamund Pike photographed by Erik Tanner for Women’s Wear Daily

[maatangi]

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

[flowerinaflame]

Sorry but when Frodo is going thru it and Sam is like, “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you” thts love

[hungwy]

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

[pemberlaey]

so when virginia woolf writes paragraph long sentences it’s “revolutionary” and “starts a literary movement” but when I do it I’m “grammatically incorrect” and “need to revise this paper”

[frvent]

i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day

[momfriendmeriadoc]

Lord of the Rings is the rare case where the book is a musical and the movie isn’t

[thomaslchen]