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"Hey buddy! Wanna help me do something stupid?"

-The Swashbuckler, running full speed at his buddy.

GM: You don’t know that psychics exist.

Me: I’m a werewolf, she is a werecrow and we have a gargoyle the back seat. I think we can throw arbitrary sceptism out the window.

outofcontextdnd

DM: “[Druid], you probably know more about Vecna than I do at this point.”

Druid: “Yeah I definitely do”

Ranger: “Does that really worry anyone else or is that just me?”

outofcontextdnd

"What is a Warforged bard if not a jukebox?"

This is why playing late-night sessions is a bad idea.

scatterarrow

there is NOTHING i love more in life than fake snapchats

micdotcom

Igor Volsky, Deputy Director of the Center for American Progress Action Fund, spent much of yesterday calling out our lawmakers who claim to have thoughts and prayers for the Orlando victims but accepted money from the NRA. Ted Cruz’s tweet may have been the most hypocritical of all.

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™

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twins

fawnmother1-deactivated20161019

[me vaguing about myself] and SOME of us, are just never going to get our shit together

scootscoots

"You just want all the superheroes to be gay"

What? All of them gay? No! Every single superhero having the same sexual orientation? Who would want that? That’s preposterous, and statistically improbable.

Wizards of the coast: Something big, purply and tentacled is going to show up soon ; )

Me: *Sweating and shaking, visibly on great duress* C-classic misdirection... it's not emrakrul... t-that's too obvious and boring for a mystery themed block... it's too soon to break the suspense built by the missing titan...